多人搞笑英文话剧 Wu song fought the tiger武松打虎(精品)
武松打虎剧本Wu song fought the tiger
旁白一：Water Margin is a well-known Chinese novel. It’s famous for the 108 chivalrous robbers in Song Dynasty. Wu song is one of the most popular among them. Now please enjoy the short play Wu Song fought the tiger.
（播放搞笑英文版好汉歌，武松大摇大摆拿棍子挥舞进场。）
第一幕：喝酒
武松：Hello! I am Wu Song. The most handsome, famous and clever man in Liang Shan. I am going home to kill my sister in law Pan jinlian! She poisoned my brother. I told my brother Pan jinlian was dangerous. But My brother still married her. (叹气，唉….跟音乐一起唱且跳舞)Dangerous, dangerous! The girl is dangerous.
(舞蹈dangerous…)
武松(见到酒店一家)：A restaurant! Good. I am hungry. (进屋坐下)Waiter! Wine! Wine! The best wine!
小二1：Hi, sir. Sit down please. Would you like XO, Er Guo Tou, Mao Tai, or Qing Dao beer?
武松：（晕晕乎乎地）How much is the XO?
小二1：1880 yuan . ( 展示大瓶酒，醒目的标价)
武松：Open…Open…..(喷嚏)（小二将酒瓶起开）
武松：（面怒，片刻无语）Open the window please！Not the wine. I want some er guo tou!
It’s strong enough.
小二1：You….You…..(敢怒不敢言, 转身倒碗二锅头)，Ok. Here you are.
武松：Anything to eat?
小二1：Would you like sandwiches, hamburgers, bread, or pizza?
武松：Ten pizzas, please.
小二1: Here you are!
武松：(喝一口酒）Good wine, very good wine!
（小二上了两碗酒，武松喝了，却是不再倒了）
武松：Waiter! I want more wine.
小二2：Sir, More pizzas OK, more wine no way! 客官，要比萨饼就给您，这酒就不添了。武松：(生气) Why? I have money! (扔钱倒桌上)
小二2：Look! (指着“三碗不过冈”牌子)。This wine is very strong. One bowl, comfortable.
Two bowls, can’t walk. Three bowls, drunk and fall!，(叫店小二示范) 喝一碗神清气爽，喝两碗保你浑身无力，喝三碗就立刻醉倒，最多喝保证你酒精中毒，命都没有了…… 武松：（喝一口，挤笑）Who am I? Wu Song! Even 18 bowls is nothing for me. Give me wine!(咆哮，敲桌子) 不是我狂妄，这酒劲虽大，可我绝对是应付得了，就是喝上十八碗也只是漱口而已，倒酒！
小二2：But you must call this number and buy one coffin first.(掏出手机，出示电话号码7474774，旁边注明棺材预订)，Then I will serve you more wine.
武松：（勉强同意，做打电话状）Hello! My name is Wusong. I need one coffin .......
小二2：Here is your wine. But your last meal, I think.你的酒来了！慢慢喝，估计是你最后一顿了。
（武松冷哼一声。一次次举起大碗，眨眼间十八碗酒就下了肚吃完了，扔下银两，拎着他的棍子就走）
掌柜：Where are you going, sir？
武松：Jing yang gang去景阳冈。
掌柜：Oh, my god. You want to die? There is a tiger there. It has eaten 30 People.客官万万去不得！如今景阳冈上有只华南虎，已经害了三十几个人,你不要命就去吧。
武松：(醉醺醺地) A tiger? I’ll kill it! Look ! I am so strong. I am good at Kong Fu!(秀肌肉，舞弄棍子，踢腿。)老虎？我要杀了它！看我有多壮！我的功夫多棒！
店内顾客1：You’d better not go today. It’s dark.我看你今天还是别去了。天已经黑了！
店内顾客2：Yes! You are drunk. Don’t go. 对啊，你喝多了，可万万去不得！
武松：(生气摆手) Go away! (摇摇晃晃走了)
店内顾客3：（摇头叹气）e mi tuo fo! God bless him! A men! （阿弥陀佛，上帝保佑，阿门）第二幕：打虎
旁白二：（武松提着短棍，大着步，径向景阳冈走去摇摇晃晃地走了一段路，有一只老虎跳出来）Wu song was on his way to Jing yang gang. Suddenly, a tiger jumped out.
路人甲：(担惊受怕) A Tiger! Run away!
路人乙：Go, go, go! (拐杖丢一边，都能跑了。)
路人丙: (慌乱，撞到武松) Oh my god…Help!
武松：Where is the tiger? You cowards ! Oh！My god! It’s a real mother tiger! ( 跪地求饶) Miss tiger. let me go! My mother is 80 years old. My son is only 2 years old. Please.
Please! 老虎在哪？你们这群胆小鬼！噢，天哪！一只母老虎！求求你让我走吧！我上有八十岁老母，下有两岁儿子。求你了！
老虎：(大笑) I like pork. I like beef. I like chicken. But my favourite is human meat. Ha, ha….
哈哈，我喜欢猪肉，牛肉，鸡肉。但我的最爱是人肉！哈哈哈。。。（准备扑过去）武松：（做暂停手势）Stop! Let me have a look. Are you a real tiger? 等等，你是真老虎吗？老虎：Of course! Come and see. My fur, my teeth, and my tail! 当然啦！来瞧瞧我的虎皮，虎牙，还有虎尾巴。
武松：Yes, yes. You are real. Can I take a photo? I will put it on the newspaper.是的，是的。
你是真老虎。我可以拍个照吗？我要把它放到报纸上去。
(掏出相机，准备拍摄）
老虎：Newspaper? Super star! Great! Come on! 上报纸？太好了。来吧, 拍吧！（摆pose）武松开闪光灯拍照，啪啪。。。！
老虎：（眼睛被闪花了。东摸洗摸。）Oh, no. I can’t see now! Oh, no!
武松：(举起棍子就打) I will kill you and sell you for lots of money!
（棍子打到虎背上断成两截）
老虎：You cheat me ! I will eat you! ( 东扑西扑)你骗我，我要吃了你！
武松：（用绳子把棍子连接起来）ha, ha. Shuang Jiegun! (舞动起来，音乐《双截棍》)
老虎：Eat you! Eat you! Eat you!.......（扑，扑，扑。喘粗气）I am tired！
武松一样喘粗气，提棍子再打。被老虎一爪子扇掉！老虎顺势再扑，武松情急之下脱掉鞋子向老虎扔去。老虎接住鞋子，一闻,大叫一声（my god！Hong kong foot!）瞬时被臭得晕了过去。武松抓住时机上前一阵狂扁。老虎刚要醒来，武松把另一只鞋子在它脸上一晃。老虎一歪脖子，彻底呜呼！
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T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see , boss is hungry,too! T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal! J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away….. T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看） J: This is…..? S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! S: Bye!(走) T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1) B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you? J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough. B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb! T: Bomb?(打出) B1: Double King!
白雪公主 剧本 中英文对照
Snow white （旁：寒冬，怀孕的王后在皇宫的花园里散步） (In a cold winter, the pregnant queen was walking in the garden of the palace.) 母后：好大的雪啊！如果我能拥有一个皮肤像雪般洁白，脸颊如鲜血红润，而头发跟黑檀木一样乌黑的孩子，那该多好啊！！ (What heavy snow! if only I could have a girl, whose skin is as white as snow, cheeks as rosy as blood, hair is as black as ebony! ) （旁：不久王后果然如愿地生下一个公主，而公主的皮肤真如雪般洁白，王后想起那天花园散步的情景，便为她取名为“白雪公主”。她们常常在皇宫里散步，但是幸福的时光太短暂，白雪公主出生不久皇后就死掉了。第二年，国王又娶了一位新王后。她漂亮、顽固又好强，最糟糕的是她心地狠毒。她有一面从不说谎的魔镜，每天，她都要对着魔镜问） (The queen gave birth to a princess as she expected. the skin of the girl is as white as snow. thinking of the day when she was in the garden, the queen named her princess “snow white”. They often walked in the palace, however, unluckily, the queen died. The next year, the king married another woman. The new queen was beautiful, but stubborn and strong. The worst thing is she is very evil-minded. She had a magic which never told lies. Every day, she asked it the same question) 王后：魔镜啊魔镜，你说，谁是世界上最美丽的女人？ (mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most beautiful woman of all?) 魔镜：当然是王后您啊！您是世界上最最美丽的人！ (you are the most beautiful woman in the world, my majesty .) （旁:每当听到魔镜赞美自己，王后的心情肯定很好。可是白雪公主一天天的长大了，而且越长越美丽，有一天，王后又像往常一样，问魔镜） (when she heard the sweet words from the magic mirror, the queen was very happy. however, as snow white grew up day by day, she was more and more beautiful. One day, the queen asked the magic mirror as usual. ) 王后：魔镜啊魔镜，你说，谁是世界上最美丽的女人？ (mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most beautiful woman of all?) 魔镜：王后当然美丽，可是白雪公主更美丽呢！ (you are beautiful, my majesty. But snow white is more beautiful.) 王后：什么？不可能！不可能！我决不允许别人比我漂亮！ ( what? It is impossible! Impossible! I won’t allow others to be more beautiful than me)
搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》
搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》 人物：农夫，兔子A，兔子B，大树。 农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A cool farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Xu~~~~chuan Middle School.So, I’m rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Nokia WC 250！This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]It’s this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what’s this？痒痒挠？No no no~~You are out!!It’s my modern——锄头~！！[看下表] It is time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作] 树：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鹅] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。树站回后台] 兔子A：OK,I’m a rabbit. Now I’m just walking around here. [农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子] 农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it！[偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走] [农夫跟在兔子后面。两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看手表。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两人继续走，兔子回头。这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。]
英语短剧《白雪公主》剧本
《白雪公主》英语童话剧剧本SNOW WHITE CONTENTS 矮人 A---小动物 音乐起，旁白 A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a youn g king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got ma rried again, The people didn’t love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king’s palace: ----白雪出场 S.w: My name is S.w , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother? 音乐起，皇后、魔镜出场 Q: I am a queen, I’m very beautiful, Where is Mirror? Mirr or, Mirror on the wall, who’s the most beautiful? M: S.w is much more beautiful than you! Q: Hunter, go kill S.w. 猎人出场 H: Yes, my queen 音乐起，小动物出场，追赶猎人，公主惊慌出逃 S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please A: what’s the matter with you?
超级搞笑英语剧本
序幕 准备好3个座椅供继母和两个女儿。 中间座椅前准备好洗衣盆和脏衣服。 左边座椅上准备好碗勺。 右边座椅上准备好针线和衣服。 (背景音乐：1) 旁白:Longago,旁白停顿，父亲出场并向观众致意，飞吻 等)hehadmarriedagain,buthewashappyallthetime,Hisnewwife(旁白停顿，继母出场并向观众致意，摆酷，扭动前行等)sexy,butcruel’;hehadtwodaughters(旁白停顿，两个姐姐出场并向观众致意 等).Theyareasbadastheirmother. 父亲出场后就座中间椅子上。（摆酷，显示自己在家庭中的地位极高） 继母怀抱宠物狗上场最后向灰姑娘父亲方向前行，即将到达时父亲赶紧起身卑微地跑前迎接并搀扶，待继母就坐后捶背、捶腿，进一步显示其家庭地位低。 两个女儿出场并向观众致意后前行到自己座椅处默默洗碗、做针线活（不情愿的，动作笨拙）。 旁白：However,we’llshowyouadifferentplaytoday.(换背景音乐2) Sheissostrong,. Now,sheisrunningforthe100meterrace.(灰姑娘冲刺) 剧务给灰姑娘传球。 Now,sheisplayingbasketball.(灰姑娘以一敌众,轻松灌篮) Now,sheispracticingChinesegongfu(灰姑娘打拳,对手倒（对手，被击打后退）) Thisisher----Cinderella 灰姑娘(怒,看旁白):Doyoufinish? 旁白:(结巴)O…Ok,con…continue,evensheisperfect,shestillcan’tescapethepoorlife,Why?Thatis-----（此时音乐关掉，无背景音乐） 继母(怒):Hey!You!,washclothes! 灰姑娘匆忙跑来：yes,MomIdoitrightnow. 一姐将盆碗碰得乱响:you!,,Quickly, 灰姑娘匆忙跑来：yes,ok! 此时二姐手持针线缝衣,刺手,尖叫:ah,myfinger!Idon’tdothisanymore.!Youdoit!(将衣服扔向灰姑娘) 灰姑娘(悲腔):Oh,Iamverytiredeveryday!. (举牌的同时父亲退场) 第一幕 布置三把椅子 灰姑娘在帮后母按摩肩膀，一姐在写作业，二姐做针线。 侍卫敲门送传单 侍卫：Goodafternoon,thisisthenotice,hereyouare. 二姐:Mom,Mom,Look!Goodnews. 继母:what’sit? 二姐（兴奋的）:. 一姐(托腮):Imustbechosen,Iamthemostbeautifulgirlintheworld. 二姐(凭空跳舞):No,,IamtheQueen.
《白雪公主》童话剧剧本
《白雪公主》童话剧剧本 演员表 剧本正文 故事背景音乐①响起 旁白：从前，在一个遥远的国度里有个美丽的皇后。那年冬天，皇后坐在王宫里为她即将出生的女儿做新衣，她抬头向窗外望去，看着外面飘飞的雪花，一不留神被针刺到手指，红红的鲜血流了出来，滴落在飘进窗子的雪花上。她若有所思地凝视着白雪上的鲜红血滴，说道：“但愿我女儿的皮肤像这洁白的雪和鲜红的血一样那么艳丽，那么骄嫩，头发像这窗子的乌木一般又黑又亮！”后来，小公主诞生了，她的皮肤真的就像雪一样的白嫩，又透着血一样的红润，头发像乌木一样的黑亮。人们非常喜欢她，亲切地唤作白雪公主。 白雪公主很小的时候，她的皇后母亲就去世了。国王又娶了个漂亮的新王后。新王后骄傲自负，嫉妒心极强，只要听说有人比她漂亮，她就忍受不了，会想尽一切办法把她除掉。 故事背景音乐①结束 第一场王宫照镜 （场景：王宫演员：王后、魔镜） 王后迈着缓慢的步伐出场，走向魔镜。她对着魔镜搔首弄姿、左顾右盼。（动作表情） 王后：魔镜，魔镜，谁是世界上最美丽的人？ 魔镜：王后，您是世界上最美丽的人！ 王后：哈…哈…哈（得意地笑起来，笑声要求夸张。） 旁白：几年以后，白雪公主长大了。她长得比明媚的春光还要艳丽夺目，比王后还要美丽动人。这一天，王后像往常一样地去问那面魔镜…… 王后：魔镜，魔镜，谁是世界上最美丽的人？ 魔镜：王后的美貌是有名的……但是，我另外见到一位少女，破衣也遮挡不住她闲雅的美貌。她才是世界上最美丽的人。 王后举起双手，表现愤怒的样子在咆哮着。（动作表情） 王后：不可能的！没有人可以比我漂亮。你快说，她是谁？ 魔镜：她，唇红如玫瑰，发黑如乌，皮肤白嫩如雪。 王后：白雪公主？不，我要杀了她……我一定要杀了她！ 来人啊……快来人！（边说边退场）
白雪公主 英文话剧
白雪公主<剧本>SNOW WHITE CONTENTSSW--- 白雪公主Q---皇后M---魔镜H---猎人P---白马王子D---小矮人A---小动物 音乐起，旁白 A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn’t love the new queen, because she was cruel.One day, In the king’s palace: ----白雪出场S.w: My name is S.w , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother? 音乐起，皇后、魔镜出场Q: I am a queen, I’m very beautiful,Where is Mirror?Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who’s the most beautiful ?M: S.w is much more beautiful than you! Q: Hunter, go kill S.w. 猎人出场H: Yes, my queen 音乐起，小动物出场，追赶猎人，公主惊慌出逃 S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please A: what’s the matter with you? S.w: The hunter…hunter… A: bite you bite you … 小动物追赶猎人下场 S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house ,I will eat a little and lie down. 音乐起，7个小矮人出场， D: 1/Look, somebody ate my food ----2/somebody drank my water ----3/someone is sleeping now ----4/What a beautiful girl !----小矮人睡觉----音乐起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了--- -对话5/How do you do? S.w: How do you do? My name is S.w …Nice to meet you! D: （齐说）Nice to meet you ,too ----6/ welcome to our house! ----7/Would you like to live here? S.w: My pleasure, thank you very much! D: Let’s go out for our work, bye-bye, S.W皇后、魔镜出场 Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall,who’s the most beautiful? M: S.w is much more beautiful than you! Q: What? S.w is not dead?Hahaha, I got a good idea! 音乐起，皇后扮演老太太出场，对话 Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple ,S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma! Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite? S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma! 白雪公主咬一口后倒地
英语短剧(三人)搞笑
改编自《两小儿辩日》 (J:Jack P:Petter S:stranger) 独白：The story happened in a sunny day.Two friends meet each other. J:Hi,nice to see you,Petter. P:Nice to see you,Jack.It`s a good day ,isn`t it? J:Yeah,I like sunny days. P:Look,what`s this? J:Oh,it`s our luck day.It`s 100 dollar. P:Yes, it is.So what should we do to the money?Give it to uncle police? J:I don`t think so.I suggest one of us can have it.Since it is in my hand,so… P:No ,I don`t think so.I think I find it first,I am the person that who should have the money. J:Look at that person.Why don`t we ask him to judge it for us. P:I agree. J:Hello,could you please do us a favour? S:Ofcourse.What`t up? J:Here is the thing,…… S:Isee.It`s really a hard question.Let me think.en…OK,I get an idea.Now I`ll give you one question and the one who can give the correct answer that can have the money.What do you think?
白雪公主英语话剧台词
SNOW WHITE CONTENTS 编剧：初一12班赵雨溪SW---白雪公主 Q---皇后 M---魔镜 H---猎人 P---白马王子 D---小矮人 A---小动物 ——音乐起，旁白(音乐4) Long long ago，in a beautiful kingdom，there lived a young king and a young queen.The people loved them so much.The queen died shortly after giving birth to a baby girl.Her name was Snow White.She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again,the people didn’t love the new queen,because she was cruel.One day,in the king’s place: ----白雪出场 S.w: My name is S.w , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother? ——音乐起，皇后、魔镜出场（音乐1） Q: I am a queen, I’m very beautiful,Where is Mirror? Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who’s the most beautiful? M: S.w is much more beautiful than you! Q: Hunter, go kill S.w. ——猎人出场 H: Yes, my queen. ——音乐起，小动物出场，追赶猎人，公主惊慌出逃（音乐2） S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please. A: what’s the matter with you? S.w: The hunter…hunter… A: bite you bite you … ——小动物追赶猎人下场 S.w: I am tired and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down. ——音乐起，7个小矮人出场（音乐3） D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food---- 2\somebody drank my water---- 3\someone is sleeping now---- 4\What a beautiful girl!---- ——小矮人睡觉----音乐起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----对话（音乐4） 5\How do you do? S.w: How do you do? My name is S.w … Nice to meet you! D: （齐说）Nice to meet you ,too---- 6\ Welcome to our house!---- 7\Would you like to live here? S.w: My pleasure, thank you very much! D: Let’s go out for our work, bye-bye, S.W ——音乐起，旁白(音乐4)
英文短剧剧本
英文短剧剧本 Sleeping beauty Scene one 旁白：Long long ago, there was a king and a beautiful queen. They hoped to have a child and finally their dream came true. A daughter was born and they called her Aurora. The people in this country were very happy, they held a party for there lovely princess. (Music, people are dancing.) 旁白：the king and the queen are coming. (All the people stop and salute行礼) King: Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for attending the party. We are gathering here for the born of the princess Aurora. Aurora is my princess, also yours. All: yehh! Queen: Oh, look! Who are coming? (Three fairies appear and salute) Fay: Each of us is coming to give the little child a single gift. Flora: I’m Flora, my gift is beauty. Fauna: I give you sweet voice. Fay: lovely princess, my gift is … (There comes the scream, Carlin appear) Fauna: Wo, it’s Carlin. Why does she come here? Carlin:(screams) Oh, so many people, and…(looks at the three fairies) there is no invitation for me. I am very angry! Queen: I am so sorry for our mistake. I hope you won’t mind. Flora: You won't want it! Carlin(screams): Won't? Hahaha… Never mind, just a big surprise for your lovely princess. When she is 16, she will be stung by a rose and die, hahaha… Queen: Oh, no. King: Seize her. Carlin: stand still, (all the people stand still) you fools (screams and disappears.) (All the people are very worry, they talk to each other to find a way. The queen is crying.) King: Cut down all the roses! All: Cut down! Cut down! Fay: Don’t despair. Here is my gift. Although Carlin’s power is very strong. I will try my best. Aurora won’t die, she will just sleep while stinging by a rose. And when she gets a kiss from her lover, she will wake up.