大话西游英语剧本.doc.deflate

第一幕

地点:婚礼现场

人物:牛魔王,至尊宝,紫霞,香香,铁扇公主,蛤蟆怪,众小妖

故事:

牛魔王:It’s really a happy day!

众妖:why?

牛魔王: Today is my sister’s wedding. and I’m going to have a concubine today.

众妖: Concubine? Does your wife agree to it?

牛魔王: That bitch is not lovely anymore. She’s right now at the Flame 火焰Mountain. She can do nothing about it!

蛤蟆怪: haha, Bro [br??] Bull, how did you meet your new wife?

牛魔王: I passed the desert last night, I met a pretty girl there. She’s dying!

众妖: Zixia Immortal

蛤蟆怪: Good, OK, this time.

牛魔王: You’ve got a nice name.

(至尊宝从后台走入人群中)

牛魔王: Let me introduce my sister and my brother-in –law to you. Xiang xiang! My bro!Come here!This is my brother, this is my sister xiangxiang.

香香:Hello! Zixia!

紫霞: Can you stay here for your wedding?

至尊宝: I think so.

紫霞: What do your wife at home think?

牛魔王: Wife? You know her?

(至做尴尬状)

香香:Have you a wife?

至尊宝: just divorced!

香香:I haven’t heard that before!

牛魔王: It’s normal that a man has a dozen of wives. Take it easy. bro, do you think so?

至尊宝: yes, yes……

牛魔王: Zixia, listen to me. I think I’ve fallen for you once I know you. I want to show my sincerity. So I request you to marry me in front of my bros. This Moonlight’s Box is my gift to you. I hope you would say yes.

众妖: I object!

牛魔王: what?

至尊宝: Let me do this! what? what? They are a good match! You can’t object it.

蛤蟆怪: Zixia has a means to test her lover. If you can pass it, I will shut up!

至尊宝: what’s this? really?

蛤蟆怪: this test is that she would marry the guy who can make her Magic Sword go out of the scabbard.

(剑从至的怀中落下)

众妖: Magic Sword?

牛魔王: let me do this!

(紫跑出,拾剑)

紫霞: it’s not true! it’s just a joke.

众妖: A joke?

紫霞: it is still meaningless even if you can put it out!

牛魔王: You sons of bitches, how dare you hang around here? I’m gonna kill the ones who block my way!

(铁扇入场)

众妖: King, Iron Fan Princess has come.

牛魔王: aaa…..

(The monkey king leaves the front hall, running to back garden……)

第二幕

地点:牛魔王后花园

人物:至尊宝,紫霞,牛魔王,铁扇

故事:

(至跑过来,突然看到紫独自坐在台阶上,于是走过来)

至尊宝: why are you hiding here?

(紫抽剑,指向至,两人定格,至走出来,独白)

至尊宝: at this time ,the blade is really close to me ,0.01 cm I think. But after a short period of time, 0.01 second I think, the owner of the sword will fall for me

whole-heartedly. Because I’ve decided to tell a lie, I’ve told many lies in my life, but I think it is the most wonderful lie!

紫霞: I’ll kill you if you come closer!

至尊宝: you should kill me! kill me! I'd found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her.

I felt regretful after that. It’s the ultimate pain in the world. Just cut my throat,

please don’t hesitate! If God can give me a cha nce, I will tell her three words.

“I love you”. If god wanna give me a time limit, I’ll say this love will last 10 thousand years.

(紫长叹,抛剑,拾剑,抱剑)

紫霞: what can you tell your wife?

至尊宝: I have to tell her the truth. So I must get the Moonlight’s Box back. Th en go back with you and explain everything.But I hate myself that I can’t get the box back. I….

紫霞: I help you!

至尊宝: no, it’s dangerous!

紫霞: you don’t want to?

至尊宝: I do!

(牛和铁上场)

牛魔王: I can’t hide a woman here! It’s just rumour.

铁扇公主: I won’t trust you any more.

(铁转身,对2人)

铁扇公主: What’re you doing here?

(2人走近)

铁扇公主: who’s this guy?

铁扇公主: I’m asking you, who’s this guy?

牛魔王: she…. Bro, who’ s she? Tell her!

至尊宝: aaa.. my wife!

牛魔王: ok! Bro, how bad you’re!

铁扇公主: why did you marry your sister to him?

牛魔王: so his wife can’t take this anymore. Kill him.

铁扇公主: follow me! I have something to ask you…

紫霞: you’ve got a wife?

牛魔王: we don’t love each other now!

铁扇公主: Explain it to me clearly. What the hell is going on?

至尊宝: I’ve told you, my sister-in-law!

铁扇公主: you called me sister-in-law!

至尊宝: sorry, madam bull.

铁扇公主: when we watched the moon in the past, you called me sweetie.now you get

a new lover, you called me madam bull.

至尊宝: sweetie?

铁扇公主: do you think I come back for that bull? I come back for you, the heartless monkey!

牛魔王: bro, help me please!

至尊宝: It’s none of my business.

铁扇公主: you have to come back at midnight, you have to wait for me here. Let’s figure it out.

(铁走回,对2人)

铁扇公主: if I were you, I would kill my husband who wanted to get a concubine.

牛魔王: really?

铁扇公主: yes! But I must castrate you first. Go!

(牛和铁下,至走回,对紫霞)

至尊宝: zixia , I…

紫霞: I trust you! I’ll get the Moonlight’s box back tonight. Wait for me here at midnight.

至尊宝: let me do something to my bros first. See you tonight.

(紫霞喜,原地转一圈)

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