英语三人短剧 搞笑
顾客：小心，你的大拇指在我汤里了
服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫！
A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!
B: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!
一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。
“你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！”
“什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？”
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.
A:Are you crazy?( yelled the customer ),with your hand on my steak? (What answers the waiter) You want it to fall on the floor again?
服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。
第一个顾客：我要茶
第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的！
服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？
B:(Waiter:) Tea or coffee gentlemen?
A:I'll have tea.
C:(2nd customer:) Me too - and be sure the glass is clean!
(Waiter exits returns)
B:(Waiter:) Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?
创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。
服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？
看起来象是在仰泳，
A:Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup?
Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...
服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！
别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!
B:Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.
服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！
不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!
C:No sir that's a cockroach the fly is on your steak.
服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！
别让别人看见，先生，要不别人都要。
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!
B:Keep it down sir or they'll all be wanting one.
服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！
我知道，先生，我们没有另收钱。
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!
C:Its OK Sir there's no extra charge!
服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！
对不起，先生，我弄走那三个时忘了这个。
A:Waiter there is a fly in my soup!
B:Sorry sir maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three. 服务员，汤里有只死苍蝇！
是的，先生，是开水杀死了它们。
A:Waiter there's a dead fly in my soup!
C:Yes sir it's the hot water that kills them.
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搞笑英文话剧剧本 Three Times’Beating Monster 人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧 B：白骨精B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆 B3：B变化成的老头N：哪吒 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now S: Bajie,map! E: (摸出，递给S) S: Look,master (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E） T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you! E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回) T: (缩 手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But…… T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map E: (递)……we have arrived in White Tiger Mou ntain! Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach do esn’t allow So. S: Fat Pig! E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will , I will………. S: You will what(凶相) E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). S: Hm!
7人搞笑版英语话剧剧本-三顾茅庐 (1)
Three visits to the cottage Three visits to the cottage（中文名三顾茅庐）is a story from one of the four great classical chinese novels——the three kingdoms. Zhugeliang is one of the main characters in the original. Also, he is an outstanding militarist['milit?rist]（军事家）, politician and the symbol of the wisdom in Chinese history. Another main actor——Liubei, who visited Zhugeliang's thatched[θ?t?t]（茅草盖的）cottage three times and wanted to invite him to be his military adviser（军师）. Finally, Zhugeliang was moved by Liubei' sincerity, helped the three brothers——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei to establish the Shu kingdom. He devoted his whole life to the cause and died in harness. Our script is revised（修改）from this story and waited by my classmates of group friends. In this play, we add many modern and funny elements. For example, there are some spoken lines and actions which were copied from some classical movies like infernal affairs(中文名无间道), my own swordsman（中文名武林外传）,the flirting scholar（中文名唐伯虎点秋香）were combined in our play. Three visits to the cottage Aside: After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden(桃园结义), the three persons——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei-had to be janitors['d??nit?]（守卫）in Caocao's corporation[,k?:p?'rei??n]（公司）to make a living for they could not find jobs. Meanwhile the legendary['led??nd?ri]（传说的）and mysterious （神秘的）character Zhugeliang，who had been forced to attend cet-6 test by his wife，was reviewing examination contents. Scene 1: Liubei’s home Actors: Liubei ，Guanyu，Zhangfei Guanyu: Brothers! We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic(不幸的) life end? It’s so terrible! Liubei: Yu, it's impossible that i don't feel painful, isn't it? But as the proverb says it is hard to sit in Rome and strive against the pope（人在屋檐下，不得不低头）. Now we come down to Cao cao’s corporation(公司)as gatekeeper(看门人), anyhow we can fill our stomachs between whiles. It’s very hard to get work now. No diplomas [di'pl?um?](学位证，毕业证）and no job offers, what are you dreaming about? Zhangfei: Oh, brother! Zhugeliang’s wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope with his husband’s cet-6 fees last month; it seems that it's time for us to be debt collectors(收債人）now. Guanyu: Yeah, brother! Or we'll be as poor as church mouse(一贫如洗).
儿童英语剧本小学生剧英语幽默短剧剧本
中小学英语版情景对话 英语情景对话--交流 Getting people’s attention 引起别人注意 1. Can I talk to you ? 能和你谈一下吗? 2. Can we talk? 能一块儿谈谈吗? 3. Let’s talk. 我们谈谈吧。 4. Excuse me. You got a minute? 对不起，能耽误你一分钟吗? 5. May I have a word with you? 能和你说句话吗? Launching conversation with a piece of news. 讲述一条消息来打开话题 1. Listen up. 听着。 2. Now hear this! 你听着! 3. Get a load of this. 你听听这个。(load:大量，许多) 4. Are you ready for this? 想听着。 5. Guess what? 你猜怎么的?
Asking other people if they understand 问别人是否听明白了 1. Do you understand? 你明白吗? 2. Do you know that I mean? 知道我的意思吗? 3. See what I mean? 明白我的意思吗? 4. Do you know what I’m talking about? 知道我讲的是什么吗? 5. Know what I’m saying? 知道我在说什么吗? Indicating that you understand 表示明白对方的意思. 1. I hear you 知道了. 2. I got you. 明白了. 3. I can see that. 这一点我明白. 4. I hear what you’re saying. 我明白你的意思. 5. Okay, I know just what you mean. 嗯,我明白你的意思.
搞笑小英语话剧剧本葫芦娃兄弟长大之后
葫芦娃长大之后…… 主持人１： Hello, everyone!Welcome everyone to we the program"childhood classic bottle gourd child" album today. 大家好!欢迎大家来到我们今天的节目“童年经典之葫芦娃”专辑。 主持人２： 时光匆匆，转眼２０年过去了，那么现在的葫芦娃们变成了什么样呢？ The time turned an eye to pass by for 20 years in a hurry, what kind did so current bottle gourd the children become? 让我们有请葫芦兄弟！ Let us have already invited bottle gourd brothers! 大娃： 大家好！我是葫大娃（红娃）大家还记得我么？我的本领是：大力士，变大，巨人。Hello, everyone!Is I it big Hu child(red child) everyone that still remember me?My skill is:The muscle man becomes big, giant. 主持人１： 哦，是大娃。那大娃啊，这么多年来你们兄弟几个都在干什么啊？ , Is a big child.That big child, so many in the last yearses your brothers how many all at dry what? 大娃： 唉，别提了。还能怎么样啊，长大了就失业了呗。去应聘电影版的葫芦娃人家说我们太老了，不要咱。 It is alas, don't lift.Return ability how, grow up unemployed Bai.Accepting appointment bottle gourd child's somebody else of movie version says that we are too old, not we. 主持人２： 什么？失业了？不能啊，你可是我们８０９０后心目中的英雄啊……现在我还会唱那个主题歌呢……（唱：葫芦娃葫芦娃＾……） What ? Be getting more unemployed ? Not ability, you are us 8090 empress hero within heart ……do I also sing that topic song now …… 主持人１： 别打岔！大娃啊，这个，你们下岗之后又发生了些什么事呢？ Don't interrupt! Big child, this, after you are unemployeed took place again what matter? 大娃： 下岗后我们就搬家了，唉，这岁月不饶人，爷爷年纪大了．我们几个年纪也大了，娶媳妇的娶媳妇，上学的上学，生活让人亚历山大啊．．．． We moved house after being unemployeed, alas, this time and tide waits for no man, the grandpa is getting older. we a few ages also old, take a wife of take a wife, go to school of go to school, life let person, Alexander,.... 四娃： 大哥，我来了！我来了！ Eldest brother, I came!I came! （气喘吁吁）你怎么不等我啊？ How don't you wait me?