8分钟英语小品剧本
Keep Away From The Net Bar
场景：1、中午，一间网吧内乌烟瘴气，几台电脑正传出游戏的声音。
2、教室里摆着一张讲台，几张桌椅，一块活动黑板。快放学了，老师正在讲评考卷，同学们在订正。
3.老师带领学生回网吧要书包
4.教室里，老师公布新一次的成绩。对Tom 的进步作出表扬并倡导大家
远离网吧。
剧中人物：Tom，boss，Ms.Wu，student A\ B \C…
道具：几张桌椅，几台“电脑”，一张讲台，一块活动黑板，下课铃声，试卷Reporter：
Scene1:This is a net bar.This room is full of smog and the noise of playing computer games.Now,it’s 12 o’clock.There’s still a lot of people sitting in front of the computers.Look,Tom is one of them.He is playing computer games carefully.
Tom：（手指在键盘上跳跃，两眼注视着屏幕。兴奋地说）Oh,yeah! I win! I'm the winner!
Boss：（翘着脚坐在一旁。）Hi,Little kid,time is up,you must stop.
Tom：（边咳嗽，边揉揉眼睛，作疲劳状，顾不上回答。）Wait a moment,boss,wait
a moment. Let me play for a while. I'll win this game.
Boss：Oh no. Unless you pay me more money.
Tom：OK. OK. Please wait a minute,I'll pay you the money. （继续前全神贯注地玩着游戏。）
Tom：（特别兴奋的样子，跳起对着老板兴奋地说）Oh,yeah. I've passed this game!
I made it.
Boss：Congratulations!You beat the computer. But don't forget to pay me my money. Tom：（边拿起书包背上，边走，边问老板。）How much is it?
Boss：Not too much, just twenty yuan!
Tom：（作惊讶状）What? Twenty yuan! I don't have so much money.
Boss：What? You have no money? Why do you play games so long here? （气愤、拍桌子）
Tom：（茫然）Have I stayed here for a long time? What time is it?
Boss：Of course. It's half past two now. You know?
Tom：（不知所措的样子）Ah, I'll be late for school. I must go to school now. Please let me go. Could I pay you next time?
Boss：Next time? No way. This is the third time! Don't say too much, take out your money quickly.（伸手要钱，抓住Tom的衣领。）
Tom：Sorry,I really haven't any money now. Look.（作无奈、可怜状，掏出口袋证
Boss：（抓住Tom衣领，愤怒地说）You little kid, How dare you owe me the money.
I'll hit you.（Boss抡起大拳向Tom打去，Tom痛苦地哭喊哎呀、哎哟。）Tom：（哀求地说）Don't hit me, please.
Boss：（抢下Tom的书包，恶狠狠地说）OK,leave your schoolbag here. Until you pay me the money.
Tom：（抓着书包的一角，哀求地说）Please return me my bag. I must go to school.
I can't have my class without books.
Boss：（不耐烦地说）No more excuses, go out. Otherwise, I'll tell your parents all about it.
Tom：（害怕地说）Oh, no. Please don’t tel l them.（Tom只好哭着，手揉着通红的眼睛，疲惫、悲伤地走出游戏机室。）
第一幕完。
Reporter：
Now,Tom is going to school sadly without his school.At the school gate,some students see him and come up to him.
A: Look! That is Tom.
B:Hey,Tom,where have you been this morning?
Tom: To the bar.
C:Where is your bag?
Tom:（痛苦）I left it in the bar.
C: The bar?You sure? The teacher will announce the score this afternoon.
Tom:Shut up! I’m very tried Let me alone!
All the Ss:Oh,Poor Tom.
Reporter：
Scene2:This is the classroom.
Teacher:Class begins.
A:Stand up!
Teacher:Good afternoon everyone.
Students:Good afternoon Ms Wu.(老师公布成绩)
Ms Wu is commenting on the test paper.But Tom is so tired that he falls asleep.When the doorbell rings,Tom is woken up.Some students are tidying up the schoolbag,while others are talking about the paper.The teacher suddenly calls Tom.
Ms.Wu：Hi,Tom. What's wrong with you? You looks sad today.
Tom：Sorry,Ms.Wu. I'm very tired. I've got a little cold.
Ms.Wu：（关心地说）It seems that you have something in your mind. I was worried about you.
Tom：（低着头说）I'm well. Thank you, Ms. Wu.
Ms.Wu：（看到桌子上没书。）Where are your books?
Tom：（慌慌张张、支支唔唔地回答。）I forgot to take them.
Ms.Wu：（进一步关切地询问）Why? Is anything wrong with you these days? Can you
Tom：（慌张地说）Oh,no,no…
Ms.Wu：Look, this is your paper. I can't believe this is your mark.
Tom：（大吃一惊，愣住，痴痴地说）Oh, Is this my paper?
Student A：（站起来说）Ms. Wu, Tom has been to the net at noon.
Student B：（争着说）He usually goes there recently.
Student C：And he doesn't usually finish his homework.
Ms.Wu：（语重心长地说）Oh,I see.（抚摸着Tom的头说）
Tom：（抽泣地说）I'm so sorry, Ms. Wu, I am wrong. I've cheated you.
Ms.Wu：（安慰地说）Little Tom, you're a good boy. You're clever, but you are confused by the computer games. Do you know the harm of playing the
computer games?
Student A：I know,it'll make us sink into the net the whole day！
Student B：（指着眼睛说）It is bad for our eyes！
Student C：And it will affect our study！
Ms.Wu：Yes,you are right.（严肃地说）You must correct this weakness, Tom! And put all your heart in the study.
Tom：（欲言又止）Yes, but…but I'm afraid I can't...I…
Student ABC：（大家围上来说）Tom, let's help you.
Ms.Wu：Yes,we can help you!
Tom：（望着同学和老师感动地说）Thank you, thank you very much! You're so kind! Student A：（从书包中拿出书）Tom, this is an interesting book ,I think you'll like it. Tom：（接过书，感激地说）Thank you.
Student B：（从书包中拿出磁带）This is my English CD-ROM, you can watch it every day. Here you are.
Tom：Thank you.
Student C：（拍拍Tom的肩膀）Tom, let's play basketball together after school, OK? Tom：OK!（Tom因感动而流泪。）
（这时老师和同学围绕在他身边。）
Reporter：
Scene3:
The teacher and his classmates are at the door of the net bar.They come to the bar to take Tom’s bag with Tom.But Tom is a bit afraid.All his teacher and his classmates encourage him.
Tom:(转向大家)：Well,I’m still ……
Student A：Don’t be afraid,Tom.We are here,with you.
Student B：Yes, Tom Be brave!Be a boy!
Ms.Wu:(点头，微笑):Tom,It’s time for you to learn to be responsible for yourself. We know you are able to handle it well. Come on!Knock at the door.
Tom 敲门
Boss:Who is that?
Tom:Tom, For my school bag.Here you are.
Boss:Ok！Your bag,
Teacher:So, you are the Boss?
Boss:Yhea? Do I know you?
Tom:She is my teacher.
Boss:Teacher?! Well,（不屑，傲慢）Anything I can do for you?
Teacher:Tom is my student,He is a teenager.You shouldn’t let him in..You know the rule,don’t you?
Boss:But how can I know his age? You see, I’m so busy with my business. I have no time to check everyone’s ID.
Teacher:You should! Or I’ll call the police next time.
Student C：And you will be punished.
Boss:OK! I’m so sorry. I’m sure .
Teacher:Thanks!
Ms.Wu：（既和蔼又严肃地说）Look,Tom. How kind our classmates are. Don't go to the net again. Study hard! You can get good mark soon.
Tom：（坚决地说）OK, Ms.Wu, I won't go there any more. I'll study hard, I want to be
a good boy.
Reporter：
Scene4:
Two weeks later.The teacher is announcing another test’s score.
Ms.Wu：Tom,you are so active now.And you make progress day by day.
Student A：Yes,Ms Wu.Tom works hard every day.
Student B：He even helps us with our study.
Student C：We often play basketball together after school.
Ms.Wu：（揽着同学们的肩膀）Well done!The computer games are so bad for us.Let's work hard together. And keep off the bar. Let's say to all the children…
Ms.Wu ,Tom, Student ABC:（齐声说）Let's keep off the net together. Let's be good children.
向台下观众鞠躬，谢台。
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