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Legend tells of a legendary warrior,

whose kung fu skills

were the stuff of legend.

He travelled the land

in search of worthy foes.

I see you like to chew.

Maybe you should on my fist.

The warrior said anything

for his mouth was full.

Then he swallowed.

And then he spoke.

Enough talk. Let's fight.

He was so deadly in fact,

that his enemies will go blind,

from over exposure to pure awesomeness.

My eyes!

He's too awesome!

And attractive.

How can we re-pay you?

There is no charge for awesomeness. 14

Or attractiveness.

It mattered not how many foes he faced. They were no match for his voracity. 16

Never before had a panda

been so feared, and so loved.

Even the most heroic heroes

in all of China,

18 The Furious Five.

Bowed in respect to this great master.

We should hang out.

Agreed.

But hanging out would

have to wait.

Cause when you're facing the ten

thousand demons of demon mountain.

There is only one thing

that matters and that...

Get up!

You'll be late for work.

Po...

Get up!

Hey, Po.

What are you doing up there?

Ahh.. nothing.

Monkey, Mantis, Crane, Viper,

Tigress ... Roarrrr!

Ahh...

Po. Let's go.

You're late for work.

Coming!

Sorry Dad.

Sorry, doesn't make the Noodles.

What were you doing up there?

All that noise?

Oh...nothing.

Just had a crazy dream.

About what? Uh?

What were you dreaming about?

What was I...aah...

... I was dreaming about a...

Noodles.

Noodles?

You were really dreaming about noodles?

Uhh... Ya,

what else would I be dreaming about?

Oh, careful.

That soup is - sharp!

Oh... happy day.

My son finally having the noodle dream.

You don't know how long

I have been waiting for this moment.

This is a sign, Po.

Uh... a sign of what?

You are almost ready to be

entrusted with the secret ingredient,

... of my secret ingredient soup.

And then you will fulfill your destiny

and take over the restaurant.

Just as I took over from my father

who took over from his father.

who won it from a friend

over a game of mahjong.

Dad, dad, dad.

It was just a dream.

No, it was the Dream.

Wu Xiang noodles.

Po, broth runs through our veins.

But Dad, didn't you ever

wanted to do something else?

Something, beside noodles.

Actually, when I was young

and crazy.

I thought of running away

and learning how to make tofu. 59

So why didn't you?

Oh, because it was

a stupid dream.

Can you imagine me making tofu?

Ha, ha, ha. Tofu!

No, we all have our place

in this world.

My is here and yours is...

... I know "is here".

No, it's tables 2, 5 ,7 and 12.

Service with a smile.

Well done, students...

... if you were trying

to disappoint me.

Tigress, you need more ferocity. Monkey greater speed.

Crane, height. Viper, subtlety. Mantis... Master Shifu (71)

Master Shifu... What?

It...its Master Oogway,

he wants to see you.

Master Oogway, you summoned me?

Is something wrong?

Why must something be wrong

for me to want to see my old friend?

So, nothing is wrong?

Well, I didn't say that.

You were saying?

I have had a vision.

Tai Lung will return.

That is impossible.

He's in prison.

Nothing is impossible.

Zeng, fly to Chordom Prison.

Tell them to double the guards,

Double the weapons.

Double everything.

Tai Lung does not leave

that prison.

Yes, Master Shifu.

One often meets his destiny on

the road he takes to avoid it.

We have to do something. We can't

just have him march in the valley.

And take his revenge.

He'll, he'll...

Your mind is like this water

my friend. When it is agitated...

... it becomes difficult to see.

But if you allow it to settle,

the answer becomes clear.

The Dragon's scroll.

It is time.

But who?

Who is worthy to be trusted

with the secret to limitless power?

To become the Dragon Warrior.

I don't know.

Excuse me. Sorry.

Oo...oo sorry.

Hey, watch it Po.

Sorry.

Aah... Oop!

Sorry, a thousand pardon.

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What?

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Master Oogway is choosing

a Dragon Warrior, today.

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Everyone, everyone, go!

Get to the Jade Palace!

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One of the five is going

to get the Dragon's Scroll.

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We have been waiting a thousand

years for this. Just take the bowl!

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This is the greatest day in Kung Fu

history! Don't worry about it. Just go! 106

Po! Where are you going?

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To the Jade Palace.

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But you're forgetting your noodle car. 109

The whole valley will be there and you will sell noodle to all of them. 110

Selling noodles?

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But Dad. You know I was kind

of thinking, maybe I...

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Ya?

I was kind of thinking, maybe I (113)

Ahh...Haa..?

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Could also sell the bean buns.

They're about to go bad.

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That's my boy!

I told you that dream was a sign. 116

Ya...

I'm glad I had it.

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Almost there.

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What?

No!

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No! No!

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Sorry Po.

We'll bring you back a souvenir.

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No, I'll bring me back a souvenir. 122

It's a historic day.

Isn't it Master Oogway?

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Yes. The one I feared I would not live to see.

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Are your students ready?

Yes, Master Oogway.

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Now know this old friend...

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Whomever I chose will not only bring

peace to the valley, but also to you.

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Let the tournament begin!

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No, no, no, wait!

I'm coming.

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Hey! Open the door.

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Let me in!

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Citizens of the Valley of Peace.

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It is my great honour

to present to you,

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Tigress, Viper, Crane, Monkey, Mantis.

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The Furious Five!

Ah...Ah...Ahh...

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They're The Furious Five!

Aah..aah... ouch!

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Warriors prepare!

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Blast, No, Quick Po.

Ready for battle.

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The thousand tons of fire!

Ho...ha...howw!

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Wow... Look at that!

Hey! Get out of the way!

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Uhh...Oh...ohh!

Ah...ah...aah!

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Hiyaah...ouch!

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And finally, Master Tigress.

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Believe me citizens,

you have not seen anything yet.

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I know!

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Master Tigress faces Iron Arms

and its Blades of Death.

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I sense the Dragon Warrior

is among us.

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Citizens of the Valley of Peace,

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Master Oogway will now choose

the Dragon Warrior.

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Hah...butta...

No, no, no wait!

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Yaa...ahh.

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Ha...ha...haah!

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Ha...ha...haah.

Po! What are you doing?

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What does it look

like I'm doing?

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Stop! Stop!

I'm going to see the Dragon Warrior.

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But I don't understand,

you finally have the noodle dream.

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I lied.

I don't dream about noodles, Dad.

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I love Kung Fu...uuu!

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Oh come on son.

Let's get back to work.

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Heay...okay.

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Ahh...aahh...aah.

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Po!...Heay...heay...hey.

Oh...Somebody...

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Oh. What's going on?

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... Where?

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Why are you pointing...?

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Oh. Okay. Sorry. I just wanted

to see who the Dragon Warrior was? 166

How interesting?

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Master, are you pointing at me?

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Him.

Who?

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You.

Me?

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The universe has brought

us the Dragon Warrior.

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What? What?

What? What!

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Stop wait.

Who told you to...

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Master Oogway, wait.

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That crabby panda can't possibly

be the answer to our problem.

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You were about to appoint the Tigress. and that thing fell in front of her.

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That was just an accident.

There are no accidents.177

Forgive us Master.

We have failed you.

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No. If the panda has not quit by

morning, then I would have failed you.

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Wait, wait, wait!

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I bring a message from Master Shifu.

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What? Double the guard.

Extra precautions.

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Your prison may not be adequate?

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You doubt my prison security?

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Absolutely not!

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Shifu does.

I'm just the messenger.

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I'll give you a message

for your Master Shifu.

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Escape from Chordom prison

is impossible.

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Impressive isn't it?

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Yes, very impressive.

It is very impressive.

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One way in.

And one way out.

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One thousand guards

and one prisoner.

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Yes, except that prisoner is Tai Lung.

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Take us down.

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Ahh...ahh...ahh...ahh

Oh...oo...oh..

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Oh my...

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Behold Tai Lung.

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I'll umm...I'll just

wait right here.

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It's nothing to worry about.

It's perfectly safe.

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Both posts.

At the ready.

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Hey tough guy.

Did you hear...

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Oogway is finally going to give

someone the Dragon Scroll...

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...and it's not going to be you.

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What are you doing?

Don't get him mad.

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What is he going to do about it?

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I've got him completely immobilised.

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Haa...haa...haa...haa!

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Oh...Did I step on

the wooly kiddy's tail?

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I'm gonna... I've seen enough.

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I'm gonna tell Shifu that he

has nothing to worry about.

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No, he doesn't.

Okay I'll tell him that.

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Hmm...

Can we please go now?

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Oh. Wait a second.

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I think there has been

a slight mistake.

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Err...Everyone seems

to think I'm err...

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Ahh...The sacred Hall of Warriors.

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No way.

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Look at this place.

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Master Flying-Rhino's armour.

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With authentic battle damage!

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Wow...the Sword of Heroes.

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Said to be so sharp, you can cut yourself just by looking ... Aah!...Oww! 222

The invisible Dragon of Destiny.

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Uuhhs... I've only seen paintings

of that painting.

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Aah...ah...ha...ha...ha...

Heeyah...yah.. Aah...ah...ah..

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Noo..! Ho...oh, oh, oh...

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The legendary Urn of Whispering Warriors.

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Said to contain souls of the

entire Tenshu army.

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Hello?

Have you finished sightseeing?

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Sorry. I should have

come to see you first.

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My patience is running thin.Ohh?

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Well. I mean, it's not like

you are going anywhere.

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You turn around.

Sure.

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Hey, how is it going?

How do you get 500...Master Shifu!...

Ooh!...

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Ohh...whooo...

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Someone broke that...

But I'm going to fix it...I...

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Do you have some glue...

Whooo....

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Aah...ouch...ooo!

I've a splinter.

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So you are the legendary Dragon

Warrior?

Hmm...

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Ahh, I guess so?

Wrong!

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You are not the Dragon Warrior.

You will never be the Dragon Warrior...

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... until you've learned the secret

of the Dragon scroll.

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Wow...so...

How does this work?

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Do you have a ladder?

a trampoline or...?

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Umph...You think it is that easy?

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That I'm just going to hand you

the secret to limitless power?

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No! I...

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One must first master the highest

level of Kung Fu

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and that is clearly impossible

if that one is someone like you.

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Someone like me?

Yes!

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Look at you!

This fat blob. Flabby arms.

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Those are sensitive.

in the flabby parts.

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And this ridiculous belly.

Hey...whooo...

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And utter disregard for personal hygiene.

Now wait a minute.

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That's a little uncalled for.

Don't stand that close. I can smell your

breath.

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Listen, Oogway said that I was the...

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Uh... the Wushi Finger Hold.

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Never... Master Shifu don't...

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Haa...oh... You know this hold?

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Developed by Master Wushi in the

3rd dynasty. Yes.

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Oh. Then you must know what happens

when I flex my pinky.

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No, no, no...

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You know the hardest part of this?...

The hardest part is cleaning up afterwards.

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Humm...

Okay. Okay, take it easy.

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Now listen closely, Panda.

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Oogway may have picked you,

but when I'm through with you,...

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I promise you,

you're going to wish he hadn't.

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Are we clear?

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Yes, we're clear, we're clear.

We are so clear.

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Good. Hmm, Hmm, Hmm.

I can't wait to get started.

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Let's begin.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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Now?

Yes now.

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Unless you think that the great Oogway was

wrong and you are not the Dragon Warrior.

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Okay. Well, I don't know

if I can do all of those moves.

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Well, if we don't try,

we will never know, will we?

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Yes, it's just, maybe we can find something more suited to my level.

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And what level is that?

Well you know (278)

I'm not a master, but

let's just start at zero.

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Level zero.

There is no such thing as level zero.

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Hey, maybe I can start with that.

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That. We use that

for training children.

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And popping the door

open when it is hot.

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But if you insist.

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Wow... The Furious Five.

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You're so much bigger

than your action figures.

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Except for you, Mantis.

You're about the same.

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Go ahead, Panda.

Show us what you can do.

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Ahh...Are they going to watch? Or

should I just

wait until they get back to work or

something?

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Hit it.

Okay, I mean, I just ate,

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and so I'm still digesting, so my

Kung Fu may not be as good as later on.

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Just hit it.

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What'd you got?

You've got nothing cos' I got it right here.

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You picking on my friends?

Get ready to fell the thunder.

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Come on, crazy feet.

What're you going to do about crazy

feet?

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Come on. I'm a blur. I'm a blur.

You've never seen Bear style.

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You've only seen Praying Mantis.

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Or Monkey style.

Imagine snake-kiddy Snake.

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Would you hit it!

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Alright. Alright.

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Why don't you try it again?

A little harder.

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How's that?

Oohhh...

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Oh, that hurts!

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This will be easier than I thought.

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Feeling a little nausea...

Ouch, ouch, ouch!

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Oohh... My tenders.

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How did I do?

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There is now a level zero.

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Don't deny that.

I don't understand what Master Oogway

was thinking.

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Poor guy is going to get himself killed.

He is so fighty.

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The Dragon Warrior fell out

of the sky in a ball of fire.

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When he walks,

the very ground shakes.

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One would think that Master Oogway would

choose someone who actually knew Kung Fu.

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Yes. Or could at least touch his toes.

Or even see his toes.

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Okay.

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Great.

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Ooouuch!

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Oh hey. Hi.

You're up?

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Am now.

I was just..er...someday...eh?

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The Kung Fu stuff is hard work, right? Your biceps sore.

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I've had a long day and rather disappointing day, so...er...

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Ya...I should probably get to sleep now. 322

Ya... Ya...of course.

Okay. Thanks.

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It's just, I'm such a big fan...

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You guys were so totally amazing

at the battle of the Weeping River.

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Outnumbered. A thousand to one.

But, you didn't stop. You just,....

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Oh. Sorry about that.

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Ahh... Look you don't belong here.328

Er...I know, I know.

You're right.

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I don't have it.

It's just, my whole life, I dream of...

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No, no, no. I meant you don't

belong here, I mean in this room.

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But this is my room.

Property of Crane.

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Oh, okay right, right.

So...

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Ya, you want to get to sleep.

Keeping you up.

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We've got big things tomorrow.

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Alright. You are awesome. The last thing

I'm going to say. Okay, bye-bye.

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What was that?

I didn't say anything.

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Okay. Alright. Goodnight.

Sleep well.

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Seem a little bit awkward.

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Master Tigress, didn't mean

to wake you. Just a...

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You don't belong here.

Ah ya...ya, of course...

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This is your room...

I mean you don't belong in the Jade

Palace.

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You're a disgrace to Kung Fu and if

you have any respect of who we are,

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and what we do,

you will be gone by morning.

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Big fan.

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I see you've found the Sacred Peach

Tree of Heavenly Wisdom.

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Is that what this is?

I'm so sorry.

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I thought it was just

a regular peach tree.

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I understand, you eat

when you are upset.

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Upset? I'm not upset.

Why would I be upset?

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So, why are you upset?

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I probably sucked more today

than anyone in the history of Kung Fu.

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In the history of China.

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In the history of sucking.

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Probably.

And the Five...man,

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you should have seen them,

they totally hate me.

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Totally.

How's Shifu ever going to turn me

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into the Dragon Warrior?

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I mean I'm not like the Five,

I've got no claws.

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No wings,

no venom.

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Even Mantis got those thingies.

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May be I should just quit

and go back to making noodles. 362

Quit. Don't quit.

Noodles. Don't noodles.

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You are too concerned with

what was and what will be.

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There's a saying.

Yesterday is history,

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Tomorrow is a mystery,

But today is a gift.

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That is why it is called the "present". 367

Oh No!

What's happening?

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To your battle stations!

Go! Go! Go!

369

Fire Cross-Bow!

Fire!

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Fire!

371

Tai Lung's free. I must warn Shifu. 372

You are not going anywhere. Neither is he!

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Let go of me.

Bring it up!

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Wait! Bring it back!

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He's going this way.

He won't get far.

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Archers!

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We Dead.

So very, very dead.378

Ha..Ha. Not yet, we're not.

Now!

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Can we run now?

Yes.

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I am glad Shifu sent you.

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I was beginning to feel

I'm being forgotten.

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Fly back there and tell them, the

real Dragon Warrior is coming home.

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Good Morning, Master.

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Panda!

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Panda! Wake up!

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Hmm, hmm, hmm...

He's quitted.

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What do we do now Master

with the Panda gone?

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Who will be the Dragon Warrior?

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All we can do is resume our training

and trust that in time...

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the true Dragon Warrior will be revealed.

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What are you doing here?

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Haa...hey.

Good Morning Master.

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I thought I'll warm up a little.

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You're stuck.

Stuck?...No...What?...Stuck?

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No...This is one of the...

Ya...I'm stuck.

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Help him.

Oh dear.

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Lift me on three.

One, two, ....

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Thank you.

Don't mention it.

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No really. I appreciate it...

...Ever.

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You actually thought you could

learn to do a full split in one night.

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It takes years to develop

ones flexibility.

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And years longer to apply it in combat.

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Put that down!

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The only souvenirs we collect down here

are bloody knuckles and broken bones.

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Yaa...ha...ha...ha.

Excellent!

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Let's get started.

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Are you ready?

I was born ready...Oww!

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Oww!...Oh!. I'm sorry brother.

I thought you said you're ready.

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That was awesome!

Let's go again!

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I've been taking it easy on you Panda

but no more. Your next opponent...

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...will be me.

Alright. Ya...Let's go!

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Step forth!

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The true path to victory is to find

your opponent's weakness.

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And make him suffer for it.

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Oh yeah. To take his strength

and use it against him.

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Until he finally falls or quits.

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But a real warrior never quits.

Don't worry Master, I'll never quit.

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If he is smart he won't

come back those steps.

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But he will.

He's not going to quit, is he?

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He's not going to quit bouncing.

I'll tell you that.

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Oouch! I thought you said accupuncture will make me feel better. 422

Trust me it will.

It's just not easy finding right nerve points

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under all this...fat?

Fur!

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I was going to say fur.

Sure you were.

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Who am I to judge a warrior

based on his size?

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So I mean, look at me.

I'm over here.

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Haa...aah...

Maybe you should take a look at this again.428

Ohh... Okay.

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Oouch!

Stop! Stop it!

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Eee...ouch!

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I know Master Shifu is trying

to inspire me and all.

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But if I didn't know any better

I'll say he's trying to get rid of me.

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I know he can seem like heartless.

Aaahh...!

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But you know he wasn't

always like that.

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According to legend there was once a

time

when Master Shifu actually used to spy...

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No...

Yes, but that was before...

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Before what?

Before Tai Lung.

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Aah...ya.

We are not really suppose to talk about

him.

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Well if he is going to stay here

he should now.

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Guys, guys,

I know about Tai Lung.

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He was a student. The first to ever

master the 1000 scrolls of Kung Fu.

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And then he turned bad

and now he's in jail.

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He wasn't just a student.

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Shifu found him as a cub.

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And he raised him as his son.

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And when the child showed

talent in Kung Fu

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Shifu trained him.

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He believed in him. He told him

he was destined for greatness.

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It was never enough for Tai Lung.

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He wanted the Dragon Scroll.

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But Oogway saw darkness

in his heart and refused.

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Outraged, Tai Lung

laid waste to the Valley.

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He tried to take the Scroll by force.

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And Shifu has to destroy

what he had created.

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But how could he?

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Shifu loved Tai Lung like he

has never love anyone before.

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What's it?

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And now he has a chance

to make things right.

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To train the true Dragon Warrior.

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And he is stuck with you.

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A big fat Panda who

treats it like a joke.

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Ohh... That's it!

Wait! My fault!

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I accidentally tweaked his facial nerves. 464

And may have also stopped his heart. 465

Inner peace.

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Inner peace.

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Inner...in...in...in

inner peace.

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Look whoever is making that flapping sound quiet down.

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Inner...Quaaa!

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Oh, Zeng, excellent.

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I could use some good news now.

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Aaahh....

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Master. Master.

Hmm...

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I...I..have ...It's a...

It's a very bad news.

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Aah... Shifu. There's just news.

No good or bad.

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Master, your vision was right.

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Tai Lung has broken out of prison.

He's on his way.

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That is bad news...

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... if you do not believe that

the Dragon Warrior can stop him.

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Panda? Master, that Panda

is not the Dragon Warrior.481

He wasn't even meant to be here.

It was an accident.

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There are no accidents.

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Yes, I know.

You said that already.

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Twice.

Well, that was no accident either.

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Thrice.

My old friend.

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The Panda will never fulfill

his destiny, nor you, yours.

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Until you let go of the

illusion of control.

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Illusion?

Yes.

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Look at this tree, Shifu.

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I cannot make it blossom

when it suits me.

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Nor make it bear

fruit before it's time.

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But there are things

we can control.

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I can control when

the fruit will fall.

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I can control where

to plant the seed.

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That is no illusion, Master.

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Ah...yes, but no matter

what you do

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That seed will grow

to be a peach tree.

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You may wish for an

apple or an orange.

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But you will get a peach.

But a peach cannot defeat Tai Lung.

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Maybe it can, if you are willing

to guide it, to nurture it.

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To believe in it.

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But how? How?

I need your help, Master.

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No, you just need to believe.

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Promise me, Shifu.

Promise me, you will believe.

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I... I will try.

Hmm...Good.

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My time has come.

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You must continue your journey

without me.

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What?...what?...what are you...

Wait!

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Master.

510

You can't leave me.

511

You must believe.

512

Master.

513

I'm not scared...yet.

Sound like fun. He maybe a wolf.

514

You may be the scariest bandit

in Harjin Province.

515

But you're a lousy tipper.

Really.

516

So, how did you

get out of there alive?

517

I mean I didn't actually said that,

but I thought it, in my mind.

518

If he could read my mind

he would have been like...what?

519

Order up!

You like it?

520

This is really good.

521

Now, come on. You should try

my dad's secret ingredient soup.

522

He actually knows the secret ingredient. 523

What are you talking about?

This is amazing.

524

Wow...you are really a good cook.

I wish my mouth was bigger.

525

Tigress, you got to try this. Hmm...

526

It is said that the Dragon Warrior can survive for months at a time on nothing 527

but the dew of a single Gingko leaf and the energy of the universe.

528

I guess my body doesn't know

it's the Dragon Warrior yet.

529

I need lard more than dew

and the universe juice.

530

What?Oh nothing, Master Shifu.

531

Ha...ha...ha...ha!

532

You will never be the Dragon Warrior

unless you lose 500 pounds.

533

and brush your teeth.

What is the noise you're making?

534

Laughter?

I have never heard of it.

535

Work hard Panda and maybe someday

you'll have ears like mine.

536

That's good.

Oh...oh, yup.

537

Ears?

It's not working for you.

538

I thought they're pretty good.

It's Shifu!

539

Of course it's Shifu.

What do you think I'm doing?

540

Master Shifu.

Aahh...

541

You think this is funny!

Tai Lung has escaped from prison!

542

And you all are acting like children!

What?

543

He's coming for the Dragon Scroll and

you're the only one who can stop him.

544

Ha...and here I am saying you've

got no a sense of humour.

545

I am gonna... step down.

What? You're serious?

546

And I have to...aaa...not...

Master Oogway will stop him.

547

He did it before. He'll do it again.

Oogway cannot!

548

Not anymore.

Haa?

549

Our only hope is the Dragon Warrior.

550

The Panda?

Yes, the Panda!

551

Master please, let us stop Tai Lung?

This is what you train us for!

552

No! It is not your destiny to defeat

Tai Lung! It is his!

553

Where did he go?

554

You cannot leave!

A real warrior never quit!

555

Watch me!

556

Come on! How am I suppose

to beat Tai Lung?

557

I can't even beat you to the stairs.

558

You will beat him because

you are the Dragon Warrior.

559

Ouch!

You don't believe that!

560

Oh! You never believed that.

561

From the first moment I got here,

you've been trying to get rid of me.

562

Yes, I was!

563

But now I ask you to trust in your Master

as I have come to trust in mine.

564

You are not my Master.

And I am not the Dragon Warrior.

565

Then why didn't you quit?

You knew I was trying to get rid of you. 566

Yet you stayed.

Ya. I stayed.

567

I stayed because every time

you threw a brick at my head

568

Or said I smelled, it hurt!

569

But it could never hurt more than it

did everyday in my life just being me. 570

I stayed because I thought if anyone could change me, could make me not me...

571

...it was you. The greatest

Kung Fu teacher of all of China

572

But I can change you! I can turn

you into the Dragon Warrior. And I will! 573

Come on, Tai Lung is

on his way right now.

574

And even if it takes him

a hundred years to get here.

575

How are you going to change

this into the Dragon Warrior?

576

Hah?

577

How?

578

How?

579

How?

I don't know!580

I do not know

581

That's what I thought.

582

This is what she trains for it

583

Tigress!

584

Don't try and stop me.

585

We are not trying to stop you.

What?

586

We are coming with you.

587

What?

I eat when I am upset, okay!

588

Oh! No need to explain.

589

I just thought you might be monkey.

He hides his almond cookies in the

top-shelf.

590

Don't tell Monkey.

591

Look at you.

Yaaa..!

592

I know I disgust you.

No, I mean, how did you get up there?

593

I don't know,...I...

I don't know. Just get the cookies.

594

And yet you are 10 feet off the ground

and have done a perfect split.

595

No, this?

This is just an accident!

596

I know you are trying to be

all mystical and Kung Fu-ee.

597

But could you least tell me

where we are going?

598

You drag me all the way

out here for a bath?

599

Panda, we do not wash our pits

in the pool of sacred tears.

600

Uuh?...The pool of...

601

This is where Oogway unraveled

the mysteries of harmony and focus.

602

This is the birth place of Kung Fu.

603

Do you want to learn Kung Fu?

604

Yes

Then I am your Master.

605

Okay!

606

Don't cry.

Okay.

607

When you focus on Kung Fu,

when you concentrate, you stink.

608

But perhaps that is my fault.

I cannot train you the way I trained the

Five.

609

I see now that the way to get

through to you is with this.

610

Aah great, cause I am hungry.

611

Good, when you have been trained

you may eat.

612

Let's begin.

613

After you, Panda.

614

Just like that.

No sit-ups. No, ten-mile hike.

615

I vowed to train you and you've been trained. You are free to eat.

616

Enjoy

617

Hey!

I said you are free to eat.

618

Have a dumpling.

619

You are free to eat.

Am I?

620

Are you?

621

I am not hungry.

622

Master.

623

Cut it!

624

Where is the Dragon Warrior?

How do you know you are not looking at her?

625

You think I'm a fool.

626

I know you are not the Dragon Warrior. None of you!

627

I heard how he fell out of the sky

on a ball of fire.

628

But he's a warrior unlike anything

in the world has ever seen.

629

Po?

So that is his name.

630

Po!

631

Finally, a worthy opponent.

632

The battle will be legendary.

633 We got this, help her.

634

Monkey!

Jump!

635

Mantis!

636

Now!

637

Shifu, taught you well.

638

But he didn't teach you everything.

639

You have done well, Panda.

Done well?

640

Done well!

I have done awesome!

641

The mark of a true hero is humility.

642

But yes,

you have done, awesome.

643

Five?

Fives!

644

They're dead.

No, they are breathing.

645

They're asleep?

No, their eyes are open.

646

We were no match for

his nerve attack.

647

He has gotten stronger.

648

Tai Lung?

Stronger!

649

He's too fast.

Sorry, Po.

650

I thought we could stop him.

He could have kill you.

651

Why didn't he?

So you can come back here...

652

...and strike fear into our hearts.

But it won't work.

653

It might. I mean a little.

654

I'm pretty scared.

You can defeat him, Panda.

655

Are you kidding?

If they can't... They're Five Masters.

656

I'm just one me.

657

But you have the one thing

that no one else does,

658

You really believe I'm ready.

659

You are, Po.

660

Behold, the Dragon Scroll.

661

It is yours.

Wait.

662

What happens when I read it?

No one knows.

663

But legend says you will be able

to hear a butterfly's wings beat.

664

Wow! Really? That's cool.

Yes!

665

And see light in the deepest cave.

You will feel the universe in motion

around you.

666

Wow! Can I punch through walls?

Can I do a quadruple back flip?

667

Focus. Focus. Focus!

Oh, ya...yah.

668

Read it Po.

And fulfill your destiny.

669

Read it and become the Dragon Warrior. Wow...!

670

It's impossible to open.

671

Thank you.

672

Probably, loosen it up for you.

673

Okay, here goes.

674

Aargh...!

675

It's blank.

What?

676

Here, look.

No, I am forbidden to look upon it. 677

Blank!

I don't...I don't understand.

678

Okay. So like Oogway was

just a crazy old turtle after all.

679

No. Oogway was wiser than us all.

680

Oh, come on.

Face it. He picked me by accident.

681

Of course I'm not Dragon Warrior.

682

Who am I kidding?

683

But who will stop Tai Lung?

He will destroy everything.

684

And everyone.

No.

685

Evacuate the Valley.You must protect the villagers...

686

... from Tai Lung's rage.

687

What about you, Master?

688

I will fight him.

What?

689

I can hold him off long enough

for everyone to escape.

690

But Shifu, he'll kill you.

691

Then I would have finally

paid for my mistake.

692

Listen to me, all of you.

693

It's time for you to continue

your journey without me.

694

I am very proud to have

been your master.

695

We got to get them out safely.

696

Come little one, let's find your Mama.

697

Viper, gather the southern farmers.

Mantis, the north.

698

Crane, light the way.

699

Look, it's the Dragon Warrior.

700

Hey Dad.

701

Po!

702

It's good to have you back son.

703

Good to be back.

Let's go Po.

704

For our next shop, it's time to face it.

The future of noodles is diced cut

vegetables.

705

No longer slices.

Also, I was thinking...

706

... maybe this time we'll have

a kitchen you can stand up in.

707

Hmm!

You like that?

708

Po, I'm sorry things didn't work out.

It just wasn't meant to be.

709

Po, forget everything else.

Your destiny still awaits.

710

We are noodle-folk.

Broth runs deep through our veins.

711

I don't know dad. Honestly,

sometimes I can't believe I'm your son.

712

Po, I think it's time I told you

something I should have told you...

713

... a long time ago.

714

Okay.

715

The secret ingredient of

my secret ingredient soup...

716

Ohh...

The secret ingredient is...

717

Nothing!

Hah?...

718

But you heard me.

Nothing!

719

There is no secret ingredient.

720

Wait, wait.

It's just plain old noodle soup.

721

You don't add some kind

of special sauce or something.

722

Don't have to.

To make something special...

723

...you just have to believe it is special. 724

There is no secret ingredient.

725

I have come home, Master.

726

This is no longer your home

and I am no longer your master.

727

Yes, you have a new favourite.

728

So where is this Po?

729

Did I scare him off?

This battle is between you and me. 730

So that's how it's going to be.

That is how it must be.

731

I rotted in jail for 20 years...

732

...because of your weakness! Obeying your master is not weakness!733

You knew I was the Dragon Warrior!

734

You always knew.

But when Oogway said otherwise...

735

What did you do?

What did you do!

736

Nothing!

You were not meant to be the Dragon

Warrior.

737

That was not my fault!

Not your fault!

738

Who failed my every dream?

739

Who told we should train

until my bones cracked?

740

Who denied me my destiny?!!

741

It was never my decision to make!

742

It is now.

743

Give me the Scroll.

744

I would rather die!

745

What I ever did,

I did to make you proud!

746

Tell me how proud you are Shifu?

747

Tell me!

Tell meeee!

748

I...I have always

been proud of you.

749

From the first moment

I have been proud of you.

750

And it was my pride

that blinded me.

751

I love you too much

to see what you were becoming.

752

What I was turning you into.

753

I'm... I'm sorry.

754

I don't want your apology.

I want my Scroll.

755

What?

756

Where is it?

757

Dragon Warrior has taken Scroll

half way across China by now.

758

You will never see

that Scroll, Tai Lung!

759

Never!

760

Hey!

761

...Stairs.

762 Who are you?

763

Buddy...

I am the Dragon Warrior.

764

You?

765

Him?

He's a Panda.

766

You're a Panda.

What are you going to do,

Big Guy?

767

Sit on me.

768

Don't tempt me.

769

Now, I'm going to use this.

770

You want it. Come get it.

771

Finally.

772

That Scroll is mine!

773

The Scroll has given him

power.

774

Finally.

Oh yes.

775

The power of the Dragon

Scroll

is mine!

776

It's nothing!

777

It's okay. I didn't get

it the first time either.

778

What?

There is no secret ingredient.

779

It's just you.

780

Stop it! Ho, ho, ho.

I'm going to pee.

781

Don't...don't...don't. Ha...ha...ha...

782

You can't defeat me.

783

You...you're just a big

fat Panda!

784

I'm not a big fat Panda.

785

I'm the Big Fat Panda!

786

The Wushi finger hold? Oh, you know this hold.

787

You're bluffing. You're bluffing!

Shifu didn't teach you that! 788

No, I figured it out.

789

Skedush...!

790

Ah... look!

791

The Dragon Warrior.

792

That's my boy!

The big lovely Kung Fu warrior is my son!

793

Yes.

794

Thanks Dad.

795

Hey guys.

796

Master.

797

Master?

Master Shifu?798

Master!

Shifu! Shifu! Are you okay?

799

Po.

You are alive.

800

Or we are both dead.

801

No Master, I didn't die.

802

I defeated Tai Lung.

You did?

803

... Wow!

It is as Oogway foretold.

804

You are the Dragon Warrior.

805

You have brought peace

to this Valley.

806

And to me.

Thank you.

807

Thank you, Po.

808

Thank you. Thank you...

809

No, Master...

810

No, no, no!

Don't die Shifu, please

811

I'm not dying, you idiot!

Aah... Dragon Warrior...

812

I'm simply at peace.

Finally.

813

Oh...So I should stop talking.

814

If you can.

815

Do you want to get

something to eat?

816

Yes

817

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