英语短剧剧本
Little Red Riding Hood 小红帽
第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家
Mum：(妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌紫的水果放在篮子里）
Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?
Mum：（一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.
Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!
Mum：（亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说）Be good. Be careful.
Little Red Riding Hood：Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.
Mum：Bye-bye. Darling.
第二场：在路上
(一阵轻快的音乐远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)
Little Red Riding Hood：Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.
Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)
Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill.
Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.
Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)
Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）
Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you?
Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you．Where are you going?
Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.
Six Ducks：Goodbye．
第三场：Grandma家
Grandma：（喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now. (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang．
Grandma：Who is it？
Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood.
Grandma：(边说边起床) Come in, come in.
Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you.
Grandma：（惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上）
灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。
Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy！I’ll sleep.
Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma．
Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it？
Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise!
Wolf：Come in，Come in.
Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌紫，走到床前一看，跳回几步)Oh! What are big ears!
Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.
Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes!
Wolf：I can see you pretty face.
Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand.
Wolf：I can hug you.
Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look! What a big hands?
Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you!
Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No! No!
Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It’s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping.
Hunter：(一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf? Look! A door．(推门)The wolf is sleeping.
Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声)
Hunter：(端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚
子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry．(从桌紫拿起剪刀，举起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.
Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．
Hunter：Grandma ,give me some needles and
thread．Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones．
Grandma：(从桌紫拿来针线)
Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three.
Hunter：(把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里)
Grandma：I'll thread it.
Hunter：(拿起枪)Woke up!
Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.
Hunter：You big bad wolf, raise your arms!
Wolf：(边跑边说) Help! Don’t shot me!
Hunter：（开枪）Bang, bang!
Wolf：(应声倒下)
Hunter：The bad wolf is dead．
Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you．
Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you
Whose Fault
Cast
Mr. Green
Miss Blue
Police
Nurse
Doctor
Daughter
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Scene I
(Green Garden St.)
(During the rush hours, when the street is crowded , Mr. Green is driving past the red light , unexpectedly a car accident happens... Two people came out of their cars angrily...)
Miss Blue: Oh! It's you, Mr. Green... Do you know how to drive your car?
Mr. Green: You see that I was driving across the road! Wow! There is a dent on my beloved BENZ.
Miss Blue: My BMW has got a dent too, you should compensate me.
(While they are quarrelling, later on, the police comes.)
Police: What's happened?
Mr. Green: She has bumped into my car!
Miss Blue: No! It is himself that drove past the red light...
(Quarrel again ...)
Police: Has any one been injured?
Mr. Green: I feel headache , foot ache , ache very much.
Miss Blue: I ache all over too.
(Both of them mourn painfully...)
Police: Then I'll call an ambulance (O-E-O-E ...).
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Scene II
(Blue Sky Hospital-Emergency)
(Ambulance sends them to the hospital)
Nurse: Who is injured?
(Both of them say it is themselves at the same time...)
Nurse: What's your name, Mr.?
Mr. Green: Call me DPP Green.
Nurse: (Unhappy facial expression) Oh! Go to the corner and sit there.
Mr. Green: But ... (nurse interrupts)
Nurse: Go! Don't speak any words.....what's your name, Miss?
Miss Blue: My name is KMT Blue.
Nurse: (gentle and smiles) Oh, Miss this side, please. Would you tell me how you are feeling?
Miss Blue: Oh! I ache all over...
Nurse: OK! I'll help you stop the pain first, and then the doctor will treat you in a while.
(Mr. Green comes over to require medical treatment, but rejected)
Mr. Green: Nurse, I...I feel...
Nurse: Wait there, didn't you hear me?
(Mr. Green goes back helplessly, the doctor comes over at this moment...)
Nurse: The young lady called KMT Blue...KMT Blue.
Doctor: Ok! I see... How are you, Miss?
Miss Blue: I got an car accident and I ache all over...
Doctor: (Check) It's ok...don't worry about it. I'll give you some medicine. You'll get well soon......
Miss Blue: Thank you, doctor..
(Miss Blue leaves.)
Doctor: Next one. (Mr. Green comes in and Dr. reads his medical record) You are called DPP Green!
Mr. Green: Yeah! Any problem with that ?
Doctor: Hmm...(Consider) DPP Green (Raise up voice)? What's wrong with you?
Mr. Green: I ache all over-headache, toothache and foot ache (The doctor interrupts him impatiently) ...
Doctor: I... I... I see, Miss Lin – give Mr. Green an injection...
Mr. Green: What? An injection?
(Nurse takes out the syringe)
Nurse: Where do you want to inject?
(Mr. Green is frightened and shivering ...)
Mr. Green: Well, doctor ...that ...I do not ache anymore, I...I want to leave.
Nurse: Wait! Don't go...
(Nurse pulls Mr. Green and forces him to enter the injection room)
Mr. Green: Wow! ...... That hurts!
(Miss Blue goes out of the emergency room, but Mr. Green leaves in terrible pain.)
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Scene III
(Taiwan House)
(Both of them come back home, then open the door and go into the house at the same time...)
Daughter: Dad ...Mom ...What happened to both of you? Dad, you look pale. Mom, you look terrible, too.
Mr. Green: I would not be like this if not for your mother...
Miss Blue: What! That is your father's fault and he blames me impudently for...
(Daughter is cold and shrugs–then watching TV)
Daughter: Oh! I understand it. Even since the Presidential Election, there's no peace in our home.
(Both of them are still quarrelling ....)
英文小短剧本文转自https://www.wendangku.net/doc/fb13669549.html,，https://www.wendangku.net/doc/fb13669549.html, 小品剧本，个人简历简历封面
A(衣衫褴褛）B（衣着光鲜）C小花D小草E椅子F新闻记者
B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前
A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。
B：（厌恶）让开，让开。（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E上头了）
A：先生，先生（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B）
B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了（看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了）
C：他真愚蠢啊
D：是啊是啊（D点头附和）
A：可……先生……您听我说……（仍拉着B衣服的后摆）
B：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼）
C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？
E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~
D：是啊是啊
与此同时A与B还在纠缠，这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。
E：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。
A与B同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子E，吓昏过去了。这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。于是F就报道了这一事件。
F：大家好，我是新闻记者F，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。
B：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。
F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？
A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲……
F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。是吗，椅子？
E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命点头）
C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。
D：谁让这是一个童话呢……
为了配合马可的英文翻译，所以台词能简单就简单啦。下面是马可的英文翻译。
A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.
B:get away,get away,dirty man.
A:sir,sir!!
B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.
C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?
D:yes,yes.
A:but....sir....please listen to me.....
B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!
C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.
E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.
D:yes,yes!!
E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?
F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.
B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.
F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn't take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?
A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "钱包" in english......
F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair?
E:yes,yes.
C:ai,men is so silly.
D:don't believe us,it is just a fairly tale.
( 两只小蝴蝶跟着妈妈随着音乐的节奏飞出场。) Butterflies’ Mother: Have a good day! Bye-bye! Butterflies: Bye-bye, Mommy! ( 两只小蝴蝶随着音乐的节奏飞来飞去)
T（倾听）: Wow! A new world! How nice!
Bs: Good morning.
T: Good morning. Who are you?
Bs: We’re butterflies. Who are you?
Ts: I’m little t adpole. Let’s be friends.
Bs: All right. Let’s play. OK?
Ts: OK!
(music.小蝌蚪、蝴蝶跳舞，然后蝴蝶妈妈过来了) Butterflies’ Mother: Oh! My darling!
Bs: Mummy! Mummy! This is little tadpole. Butterflies’ Mother: Nice to meet you.
T:Nice to meet you,too.
Ms: Oh ! my Darling, are you hungry?
Bs: Yes, yes, I’m hungry.
Ms:OK! Let’s go home.
Bs: Goodbye, little tadpole. (蝴蝶妈妈把小蝴蝶们带走了。)
T（哭泣）: Where’s my mummy? …Where’s my mummy?
（鱼出场）
T: Mummy! Mummy!
F: Good morning, Little Tadpole.
T: Good morning, Are you my Mummy?
F: No, I’m not.
T: Where’s my Mummy?
F: Sorry, I don’t know.
（鸭子出场）
D: Ga-ga-ga-ga-ga.
T: Mummy! Mummy!
D: Good morning, Little Tadpole.
T: Good morning, Are you my Mummy?
D: No, I’m not.
T: Where’s my Mummy?
D: Your mummy has four legs.
T: Thank you.
D:Goodbye. Little Tadpole.
T:Goodbye.
（乌龟出场）
T: Mummy! Mummy!
Tor: Good morning, Little Tadpole.
T: Good morning. Are you my Mummy?
Tor: No, I’m not. Your Mummy is green.She’s over there.
T: Thank you.
Tor: Goodbye. Little Tadpole.
T:Goodbye.
（青蛙出场）
M: oh! My baby!
T: Mummy! Mummy!
M: Oh! My baby!
T: Mummy! Mummy! I miss you.
M: I miss you, too. (music. 两人拉手转圈)
M: Let’s go home. Ok?
T: Ok!
英语短剧：小兔子乖乖
时间：阳光明媚的星期天早晨
地点：鸟语花香的动物王国
人物：Little Duck，Miss Cat，Miss Rabbit，Mr Dog
旁白：Little Duck要去看望外婆。一路上他又唱又跳，高兴极了。在小河边，他碰到了Miss Cat。
Duck：（很好奇）Hello，Miss Cat．What’re you doing？
Cat：（急得抓耳挠腮）Hello，Little Duck．There’s a big fish in the river．I’m hungry，but I can’t get it．
Duck：Don’t worry．Let me help you．
（Little Duck跳进水里，一会儿就帮Miss Cat抓到了鱼。）
Duck：Here is the fish for you，Miss Cat．Have a good meal．
Cat：Thank you，Little Duck．You are so kind．
Duck：Thats all right，Miss Cat．I must go now．Im going to my grandmothers home．Bye-bye！
Cat：Bye-bye！
（Little Duck继续赶路。忽然他看到Miss Rabbit躺在草地上，连忙跑过去。）
Rabbit：（躺在草地上）Oh，Little Duck．I run too fast and my leg is broken．I can’t stand up and I can’t
walk．
Duck：Don’t worry．Let me help you．
（Little Duck拿出一条手帕帮Miss Rabbit包扎好伤口，然后扶着她回家。）
Duck：Don’t worry，Miss Rabbit．You’ll get well soon．
Rabbit：Yes，I will．Thank you，Little Duck．It’s so kind of you．
Duck：Not at all，Miss Rabbit．But I must go now．I’m going to my grandmother’s home．Good-bye！
Rabbit：Good-bye！
（Little Duck唱着歌又开始上路了，走着走着，他看到Mr Dog坐在家门口，看上去非常着急。）Duck：Good morning，Mr Dog．You look worried．What can I do for you？
Dog：Oh，good morning，Little Duck．I got a letter from my friend，Mr Cock．But I can’t read and I don’t
know what he wants me to do．
Duck：Dont worry，Mr Dog．Let me help you．
（Mr Dog笑呵呵地把信递给Little Duck，Little Duck很仔细地将信的内容读给Mr Dog听。）Dog：（满意地笑）Thank you，Little Duck．It’s really very kind of you．
Duck：Youre welcome，Mr Dog．（抬头看看挂在半空中的太阳）But I must go now．I’m going to see my
grandmother．
Dog：（摸摸Little Duck的头）Don’t worry，Little Duck．Let me send you to your grandmothers home．
Duck：Thank you，Mr Dog．
（Mr Dog驮着Little Duck一路欢歌笑语向外婆家跑去……）
Three Times’ Beating Monster
人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧
B：白骨精B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆
B3：B变化成的老头N：哪吒
T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?
S: Bajie,map!
E: (摸出，递给S)
S: Look,master (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, not to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!
E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west
E: But……
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?
E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.
S: Fat Pig!
E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will………. S: You will what(凶相)?
E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).
S: Hm!
T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?
E: You see ,master is hungry,too!
T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away…..
T: Em…….It is a probl em.Wukong,do you have any idea?
S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）
E: This is…..?
S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!
S: Bye!(走)
T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》
B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)
B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?
T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three peop le are enough.
B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!
T: Bomb?(打出)
B1: Double King!
T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)
S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)
B1: （倒)Ah……
T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!
S: She is a monster!
T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)
S: Oh,please don’t……
T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)
S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)
T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!
B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)
B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡) S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)
E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)
J: Look,(伸食指)how many?
T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)
B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)
S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)
T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives! S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!
T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!
S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》
E: Master, brother Monkey is.......
T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!
B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)
六人英语短剧(大学)
13物电一班212宿舍英语短剧 演员：盛鹏扬，林仕杰，林雄斌，林衍平，洪艺伟，兴爷（家兴）编剧兼导演兼制作人兼出品人兼监制兼很多很多：伟大的兴爷 翻译：林仕杰 人物 旁白/低头族A/低头族B/医生哥哥/A家长/B家长 事件：两个低头族(A/B)在街上相撞，其中一个(A)的手机被摔坏，两人在大街上争吵起来，A打伤了B的眼睛。两人被带到了医院，但是仍然在争吵，医生过来询问两人的情况，了解到事件的起因经过，此时，双方家长都赶到了，医生教育了家长与孩子，孩子意识到了错误，家长也认识自己教育孩子的不足，最终向大家阐述了低头族的害处。并且表明自己不做低头族的决心。 场景1（街道） A：Bye bye, mom.（挥手） A家长：Bye bye, pay attention to safety on the road, don't play mobile phone! B：Bye bye, dad.（挥手） B家长：Well, pay attention to safety.。 旁白：（AB respectively with parents farewell after set out toward the school, A bow is playing with A popular summer cool running(天天酷跑) every day, at this time and he walks across the B bow is playing with A
mobile phone, two people have not looked up and saw each other, so, two people together. A: oh! My local tyrants gold! B: oh! Is who ah! Walk without eyes? A: look at what you have done! You lost my mobile phone, it is I who give me birthday gift, this is a local tyrants gold! How do you compensate me!!! B：: it's none of my business, is that you yourself walk don't hit me A：I can't stand it! How can you be so unreasonable! You have to accompany my mobile phone. B：Don't tease? What were you thinking? It is not entirely my responsibility. A：It seems I have to give you some lessons（对着B挥拳相向） B：Ouch! My eyes! 场景2（医院） 旁白：B eyes after being injured, was rushed to hospital. B：You wounded me, you have to compensate me. A：What did you say? You should pay for my cell phone!（两人相互推搡） Balabalbal。。。 医生：Please keep quiet in the hospital, ok, tell me about why do you quarrel with me.
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三年级英语班剧本： The Little panda Looking for it’s Mother小熊猫找妈妈 鸟妈妈: ( 我亲爱的宝贝，拥有美好的一天！再见！ 小鸟一: Bye-bye, Mom! 再见，妈妈！（和鸟妈妈挥手告别） 小鸟二: See you,Mummy！再见，妈妈！（和鸟妈妈挥手告别，）（鸟妈妈挥手告别后飞下场。小熊猫上场。） 小熊猫:Hello! Good morning. Who are you? 你好！早上好，你是谁？ 小鸟一: Good morning. We are birds. Who are you? 早上好。我们是小鸟。你是谁？ 小熊猫: I’m little panda . Let’s be friends. 我是小熊猫。让我们成为朋友吧！ 小鸟二:OK.Let’s play. 好的。让我们一起玩吧。 小熊猫: Great! 太棒了！ 鸟妈妈: Hi! My darling! 嗨！我亲爱的宝贝！ 小鸟一: Mom! Mom! This is little panda. 妈妈！妈妈！这是小熊猫。鸟妈妈: Nice to meet you.见到你很高兴。 小熊猫: Nice to meet you,too. 见到你也很高兴。 小鸟二:Mummy,can I have a cake?妈妈，我能来一块蛋糕吗？ 鸟妈妈:Sure! Let’s go home. Goodbye, little panda. （鸟妈妈把小鸟们带下场) 当然了！让我们回家吧。再见，小熊猫。
小熊猫:（哭泣）Where is my mom? Where is my mom?我的妈妈在哪里？ （猫出场，喵喵喵叫三声） 小熊猫: （冲着猫喊）Mom! Mom!妈妈！妈妈！ 猫: How are you, Little panda.你好吗，小熊猫。 小熊猫: Who are you？你是谁？ 猫:I am a cat. 我是一只猫。 小熊猫:（哭泣）Where is my mom? 我的妈妈在哪里？ 猫: Sorry, I don’t know.对不起，我不知道。 （猫退场，鸭子出场，嘎嘎嘎叫三声） 小熊猫:（冲着鸭子喊）Mom! Mom!妈妈！妈妈！ 鸭子:I am a duck. Who are you？我是一只鸭子。你是谁？ 小熊猫: I am little panda. 我是小熊猫。 鸭子: Look!I have two legs,you have four legs,your mother have four legs,too. 看！我有两条腿，你有四条腿，你的妈妈也有四条腿。 小熊猫: Yes,you are right.是的，你是对的。 鸭子: Bye! 再见！（鸭子退场） 小熊猫: （哭泣）Where is my mom? Where is my mom?我的妈妈在哪里？我的妈妈在哪里？ （狗和熊出场，狗汪汪汪叫三声，熊呜呜呜吼三声） 小熊猫:（冲着狗和熊喊）Mom! Mom!妈妈！妈妈！
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搞笑英语话剧剧本《荆珂刺秦王》旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous sword 搞笑英语话剧剧本《荆珂刺秦王》 旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman 剑客and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth. Action I 太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister? 阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming. 太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”! 阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状） 太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
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情景剧剧本：College Life 08会计1班第三小组全体成员 人物：Cast George Mancy Ken Tida Annie Character descriptions: (G)George －He majors in Environment Science. His roommates are Ken and Ti da. They have a bad relationship. He thinks happiness is more important. His gir lfriend is Mancy. (K)Ken －He fools around all the time. He doesn’t know what kind of life he wants. He hates studying and doesn’t like to be blamed. (T)Tida －He doesn’t want to spend time making friends with Ken and George. He likes to communicate with others by computer. Computer is his life. (M)Mancy－She is George’s girlfriend. She doesn’t have her own ideas. She wan ts to be with George all the time. Because of the reason, she ignores Annie’s fe elings. (A)Annie －She is Mancy’s good fr iend. She likes Mancy. She is very weird so she hates Mancy’s friends. She wishes Mancy and George to break up. But she doesn’t like her evil thinking. Plot: There are three roommates who have a bad relationship, but a motorcycle accide nt changes their l ives…..
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搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》 搞笑7人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》 演员表：西门吹雪、叶孤城、花满楼、king、路人、上官雪儿 旁白 道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。 第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠 旁白：Aquietvillageiscoveredwithwhitesnow. Birdsaredancinginthecold. Amaniswalkingalongthestreet,stepbystep. Windiscominginsilence. Anothermysteriousmanapproaches. Y与X相遇． X：oH,Iamsorrytoknockyou! Y:,Nevermindbaby. X:Excuseme，whoareyouonearthCouldyoutellmeyourname？ Y:,Iwon’tchangemyname!’mthemostfamous——？ X:Iamximenchuixue. Y惊讶:Ar,ximenchuixuethebestMartialArts？ X:Great,youknowme!Todayisyourdeaddate! Y抱腿：Please,please……Don’tkillme!Letmego! X:No,Imustkillyou! Y:I don’! X:Noway!Becausewearefightingnow!youknow？ Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don’tforceme!
X:Pardon! (Y拿出一袋牛奶) X抢过牛奶:milk,verygood!？ Y:pleasedrinkit! X喝完牛奶:Thanks, Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme？ X:Sure,must!Milkismilk. Y(恼怒+冷酷):Verygood!verygood!Ihopeyouwillnotforgetwhatyousaid!？ X:I’msureIwon’t! Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfI don’tbeatyout histime,you’llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1! X捂着肚子，蹲下（做痛苦状）：Oach,Oach! Y大笑：HaHa……themilkisexceedthetimelimit （一人路过，x起身跑过去） X可怜状:excuseme!Help,help,Whereisthewashroomplease,tellme. Y:Oh,Isee,goalongthisstreetandturnrightwhenyouseeacorssingroad! X:Thanks,byebye. Y:byebye(以胜利者的语气，转头,看见花满楼) Y:Whoareyou？ H:Hua—man—-lou!Haveyouseenximenchuixue？ Y:Yes,hewasbeatenbymeandisin“WC”. H惊讶:Nowyouarethebestintheworld! Y:Youareright! H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor!doyouwantjoininusIfyoufollowmyking,hewillgive whatyouwant. Y:Yes,It’sverygood. H:Ok,followme,Let’sgotoseemy king!
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三打白骨精 Three Times’ Beating Monster 人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒 J：沙僧 B：白骨精（何平）B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map! E: (摸出，递给S) S: Look,boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E） T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls! E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回) T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But…… T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map? E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. S: Fat Pig! E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will………. S: You will what(凶相)? E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). S: Hm!
T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see , boss is hungry,too! T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal! J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away….. T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看） J: This is…..? S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! S: Bye!(走) T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1) B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you? J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough. B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb! T: Bomb?(打出) B1: Double King!
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Cast Anita :Never understand why students like to ship classes; Kevin:Treats “skipping classes ” as the principle of university life; Ken : Eager to skip classes but dares not to do it ; Jason:Always commits himself not to skip cases; Steven:Always gives himself a good excuse for skipping classes; Rita:A professional class skipper Scene I (Anita, Kevin, Ken, Jason, Steven, and Rita are all Tunghai University students. They are good friends. One day, Ken and Jason meet on the way to the classroom.) Ken: Why are you late? And, you just missed the last class. The teacher gave us the main topics for the mid-term examination. Jason: Oh, shoot! I just missed it. Would you lend me your notes so I can make a copy? Ken: Sure if you give me a good reason why you missed the class. You promised me that you would be in class on time today. Jason: Believe me, I would like to keep my word. The problem is that I have the “Business Management” test today and I was up studying for it till three o’clock this morning. Then I fell asleep and woke up at ten o’clock this morning. Ken: You studied until three o’clock this morning? Why? What did you do yesterday afternoon? I know you were free from four o’clock on yesterday. Jason: Well, I met one of my very old friends on line and we just talked too long…Ken: For God’s sake! Don’t you care about next week’s mid-term examination? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene II (Anita, Steven and Kevin are talking to one another in front of a classroom. And, Anita is trying to prevent Steven and Kevin from cutting the next class.) Anita: Hey, we’ll have the “Business Management” class in a few minutes.Where are you going? Don’t tell me that you are going to argue with Jason. Steven: I will do anything for my good friend. Of course I am going to argue with the guy who gave my good friend a hard time. Anita: You always like to get involved in someone else’s business. You’ll get yourself in trouble. Don’t you know it? ... Kevin: Anita, don’t be upset with him. He will not listen to you. Just leave him alone. By the way, I am still waiting for your decision. Are you coming with me to the concert tomorrow? Anita: Oh, I am sorry that I almost forgot it. What time tomorrow? Kevin: T wo o’clock. I cannot wait to see my adorable superstar – Jolin. Oh, how wonderful! Anita: wait a minute. We have Calculus class tomorrow afternoon. Are you out of your mind?
搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》
搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》 人物：农夫，兔子A，兔子B，大树。 农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A cool farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Xu~~~~chuan Middle School.So, I’m rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Nokia WC 250！This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]It’s this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what’s this？痒痒挠？No no no~~You are out!!It’s my modern——锄头~！！[看下表] It is time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作] 树：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鹅] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。树站回后台] 兔子A：OK,I’m a rabbit. Now I’m just walking around here. [农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子] 农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it！[偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走] [农夫跟在兔子后面。两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看手表。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两人继续走，兔子回头。这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。]
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C:你好!这是我的朋友A和B,我们来找你拿我的羽毛球拍。我们准备去打球,一起去吧。 D:你好,AB.很高兴见到你们。 A、B:你好,很高兴见到你! D:但是真的很抱歉,那天我和E一起打完羽毛球后就把羽毛球拍放在他那里了,所以。。。 C:你不是在开玩笑吧?那怎么办呢,我们还准备去打球呢。。。 D:真的很抱歉!要不我们一起去找E吧? C:(转身问A和B你们认为呢? A/B:啊?不会吧? 旁白:这时候A和B都有些灰心了。。。 C:那谁还有什么好的提议呢? E:要不我们一起玩电子游戏吧,很有意思的。 A:还是算了吧,我觉得我们应该多做一些运动,这样才能有助于身体健康,而玩游戏没有什么好处。 B:我赞同A 的观点。而且多运动可以减肥,我最近一直都在运动,效果显著吧! C:嗯,我也觉得玩游戏不好,我们再想想其它的吧。对了,大家都说说自己喜欢的运动项目吧。首先我来,我喜欢打羽毛球,我认为它很花费力气而且很考验人的反应能力。 D:我更喜欢打篮球,我觉得男生打篮球很酷,是不是?
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Part 1 (It happened twenty years ago.In the letter she said she was spending the morning at the Luxembourg and would I give her a little luncheon at Foyot’s afterwards.I was too young to have learned to say no to a woman.So,I agreed to her suggestion.) (I was startled when the bill of fare was brought,for the prices were a great deal higher than I had anticipated.But she reassured me.) W:I never eat anything for luncheon. M:Oh,don’t say that. Part 2 W:I never eat more than one thing.I think people eat far too much nowadays.A little fish,perhaps.I wonder if they have any salmon. (I think it was early in the year for salmon and it was not on the bill of fare.) M:Waiter. W:Yes,Mr. M:Do you have the salmon? WA:Yes,a beautiful salmon had just come in,it was the first we had had. M:Take a salmon for the lady please. WA:Ms.Do you have something while it was being cooked? W:No,I never eat more than one thing.Unless you have a little caviare.I never mind caviare. (My heart sank a little,I could not afford caviare,but I could not very well tell her that.) M:Please give the Ms.caviare and give me a mutton chop. WA:Yes,Mr. W:I think you are unwise to eat meat.I don’t know how you can expect to work after eating heavy things like chops.I don’t believe in overloading my stomach.
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