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《提香成名路》
第一幕：
提香之父（独白）：我的儿子是如此的调皮，而他又在绘画上显示出惊人的才能。
我只好把他送到威尼斯拜师学艺。
父子两人来到乔凡尼贝里尼的门前，敲门，咚，咚，咚。。。。。。。。。
一仆人开门：你们是？
提父：先生您好，我是带我儿子来拜师的。之前通过书信了。
仆人：这边请。
三人一起来到乔凡尼贝里尼的工作室，仆人退下。。。。。。。。。。
提父：大师，这是我的儿子，希望你能让他成才。
提香（鞠躬）：老师您好!
贝里尼：放心，我会倾囊相授的，你可以放心地回去了
提父退下。。。。。。。
贝里尼：（大喊）乔尔乔内，你死哪去了。
乔尔乔内走入。。。。。。。（乔尔乔内的装扮和动作应显示他是个高富帅）
我觉得可以带个墨镜
贝里尼：（对提香）孩子，这是你的师兄乔尔乔内，从今以后，你和他一起学习。提香: 师兄你好，望多指教。。。（乔尔乔内此时已小有名气，眼里充满对乔尔乔内的崇拜）
乔尔乔内（潇洒的姿态）：挺可爱的一个师弟。
第二幕
（旁白）师兄弟两个从此共同学习，提香对师兄佩服地五体投地。
发展到最后，提香对乔尔乔内的意见奉为“圣旨”，模仿他的绘画风格，反而不太在意老师的指点。因此惹恼了老师
贝里尼（生气的语气）：现在你们两个都成材了，可以完全忽略我的指导了。既
然这样，你们就走吧，远离为师。
提香、乔尔乔内(无奈)：谢谢老师长期以来的指导，保重！
提香与乔尔乔内并行，提香焦急：怎么办？我们没钱吃饭。
乔尔乔内：怕什么！我相信，将来我们一定可以成为宫廷画师，国王和王后会求我们给他们画肖像画的。
提香听了以后，也跟着高兴起来。
第三幕
（旁白）乔尔乔内早已小有名气，众多富绅请他画画，但乔尔乔内是花花公子，生性慵懒，提香因此为他完成许多画作。
一天，提香在为一个女子画像，乔尔乔内从后面观察
乔尔乔内（惊恐状、独白）：多可怕啊，我的师弟已经在绘画上超越了我。我是
如此的悲伤。
（旁白）从此，他开始刻意堕落，一方面变得沉默寡言，另一方面更加放肆地寻欢作乐（此时，乔尔乔内，先是凭窗倚靠，眺望远方，然后是拼命玩电脑游戏）。在他33岁时不幸感染上鼠疫，英年早逝。
第四幕
（旁白）乔尔乔内突然早逝，提香的才华逐渐受到瞩目。几年后，他的老师贝利尼也去世了。举止潇洒又善于社交的提香，开始被意大利和欧洲的贵族聘用。
旁白的同时，提香将几幅画作一一交给几位富绅，交谈状，鞠躬。。。
客人们走后。。。。。
提香开始拿出自己的储钱罐，洋洋得意：哈哈哈，哈哈哈，我终于有钱了。。
哈哈哈，哈哈哈！
The End
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英语搞笑话剧剧本-A Story about Love and Stinky Feet 从前，一个巫婆有一双臭脚，人们都很讨厌。所以，她想找一个人换掉她的双脚。 有一天她来到"香国" 。她发现，人人都有双香脚。一天王子午睡，巫婆用自己的臭脚换了王子的香脚。 有一位公主，她总是失眠。虽然国王和王后在尝试了很多方法，她还不能睡觉。国王和王后陛下非常担心自己的女儿。 最后，他们就发现了一个方法：每当公主无法入睡，她只需要嗅觉王子的臭脚，然后她将睡得很好。 最后王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起。 人物 Ada: Little girl Candy: Queen Evander: King Evelyn Joel: Prince Rita: Singer /Woman Yilina: Witch Summary Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet. And one day she flied to “Fragrance Country”. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree. At that time, the witch exchanged her own stinky feet with the prince’s fragrant feet. There was a princess who couldn’t sleep in “Beauty Country”. Although the king and the queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t sleep. The king and the queen were very worried about their daughter.
英语短剧剧本
英语短剧剧本 三只小猪修房子 人物：主持人、老狼、三只小猪 地点：野外 主持 人：Long long ago, there lived three little pigs and a wolf in the forest.(很久很久以前，森林里住着三只小猪和一只狼。) Look! The three little pigs are coming. (瞧，三只小猪来啦！) 小猪一：What are you doing .brothers?(你们在干嘛呢，哥哥们？) 小猪二：I’m building a house with leaves.(我在用叶子做房子呢) 小猪三：I’m building a house with sticks.(我在用木棍做房子呢) 小猪一：But leaves and sticks are not strong.(但是，叶子和木 棍一点也不坚固呀。) 小猪二：What are you doing ,little brother?(那你在做什么呢， 小弟弟？) 小猪一：I’m building a house with sticks。（我用砖头做房子呢。）小猪二：Bricks？That’s very difficult!（砖头？那很困难啊！）小猪一：I know, but sticks are very strong and safe! (我知道，但是砖头很结实！) 主持 人：Oh…wolf is coming. Be careful, three little pigs(喔 …狼来了，小心点儿，三只小猪。) 狼：Little pigs ,little pigs open your door!(小猪小猪快 开门。) 小猪二和三一起说：NO NO NO go away！（不不不，你走开！） 狼：吹 主持人：But leaves and sticks are not strong.（但是树叶和木棍 一点也不结实。） The wolf blows down the house.(狼把房子吹倒了) He eats the pigs（他把2只小猪吃了） 狼：Little pigs ,little pigs open your door!(小猪小猪快 开门。) 小猪一：NO NO NO go away！（不不不，你走开！） 狼：吹 主持人：The wolf blows and blows.(狼吹了又吹) But bricks are very strong (但是砖头做的房子非常坚 固。) The wolf go away.(所以老狼灰溜溜的走了。) 所以人：Thank you!
6人英语话剧剧本
6人英语话剧剧本。一天出租车司机Tommy遇到了很多奇怪的事情。烦人的女孩、孕妇、抢匪、不管事的警察，甚至还遇到了鬼。。。英语短话剧剧本 A Taxi Driver 一天出租车司机Tommy遇到了很多奇怪的事情。烦人的女孩、孕妇、抢匪、不管事的警察，甚至还遇到了鬼。。。 Cast Erin Chang: Robber Debby Tsai: Police officer Serrin Lee: Betel nut girl Alec Zhao: Ghost student Leo Lee: Taxi driver Yi-ling Chen: Pregnant woman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Summary This story talks about a poor taxi driver, Tommy, who meets many strange things in one day. First, he carries a Betel Nut Girl who wants to harass him. Second, a pregnant woman makes him feel nervous. Third, he carries a robber and meets a police officer who only manages traffic. At last, he carries a ghost student. Tommy: Hello, my name is Tommy. Serving you is my honor. Where would you like to go? Betel nut girl: Hi! Tommy. I’m going to Chong-Shan North Road, please. Tommy: Ok, Chong-Shan North Road, no problem. Um? I remember there’s only a Chong-Shan East Road. Miss, are you sure you’re going to Chong-Shan North Road? Betel nut girl: Um, I’m not sure. You just drive. Maybe I will remember where it is later. Betel nut girl: How old are you? Are you married? You’re probably not married since you’re so young. Do you have a girlfriend? Tommy: Um…miss, we are almost at Chong-Shan East Road. Do you want to have a look? Betel nut girl: Oh! Not here. By the way, don’t you feel tired after driving all day long? Maybe I can help you relax. Tommy: What…what do you want to do? Take your hands off me or I’ll scream! Betel nut girl: I did nothing! You just missed a nice chance. Stop the car, I want to get off. Tommy: (Relived) Great! The total is 155 dollars, Thank you. Betel nut girl: Um! Take it! Pregnant woman: Hey! Taxi! Pregnant woman: Thanks. You are real a very kind man. Tommy: Where are you going? Pregnant woman: Hospital, please. Tommy: You’re going to the prenatal checkup, right? It must be very tiring carrying a baby.
搞笑英语话剧剧本5-7人--心碎
Heart broken Billing： XiMenchuixue YeGucheng HuaManlou King PanJinlian Narratage/soldier N：A quiet village is covered with white snow. Birds are dancing in the cold. A man is standing in the street. The wind is coming in silence. Another mysterious man approaches . Y与X相遇． Y: Oh , I am sorry to knock into you ! X: Ha ha , Never mind, boy. What’s your name? Y: Ha ha , I won’t change my name, no matter what happens. I’m the most famous-------YeGucheng. Who are you? X: I am XiMenchuixue. Y:Ah??? XiMenchuixue? X: Yes, what’s wrong? Y: I heard that you are the best one in Chinese Kongfu. X: Great, you know me ! Y: But your wife is my first lover. X: What??? Y抱腿: Oh, Please, please…… Don’t kill me! Let me go! X:No, I must kill you ! Y: I don't want to be killed. There is an eighty-year-old mother and a three-year-old son to be looked after by me! X: Noway! Because we are enemies now! You know? Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don't force me! X: 拔刀砍向Y (Y拿出一袋牛奶迎上去) X抢过牛奶: Milk, very good! I like drinking it. How do you know that? Y: Just drink it! X喝完牛奶: Thanks, ha ha. Y: Do you still want to kill me? X: Sure! Milk is milk. Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very nice! I hope you won’t forget what you said!? X:I’m sure I won’t! Y: I must give you a lesson! If I don't beat you this time, you’ll never behave properly!3-2-1-0! X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach, Oach !